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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 18, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 20, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There are things that happened
years ago that you still cringe to
think of, and this is a lucky day
for letting go. You’re not defined
by the past. You’re entitled to
making as many iterations of
yourself as you please.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). An-
imals are never on their phones
— one of the many things you
appreciate about them. Your
connection to creatures will
bring joy, grounding and the
sense of living totally in the
moment.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Often the best way to say things
is not the first one that pops to
mind. A friendly, diplomatic ap-
proach takes practice, and you’ll
get plenty in the weeks to come.
Today’s power question: What if
we did it this way instead?
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Your solo strength is remark-
able, but sociability has defi-
nite advantages. For instance,
exercising with friends gives you
an endorphin boost, and the
accountability factor makes it
easier to establish the habit.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Peo-
ple who are tired have cranky
opinions and complaints and are
not fun to be around. You don’t
want to be that person, so you
believe what your body tells you
and make rest and relaxation a
priority.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). An
exclusive group intrigues you.
Are you familiar enough with
its culture to join? Find out
more. As you gain a measure of
expertise, doors swing open. As
usual, you’ll remain modest and
focused on others all the way.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Some
degree of worry is to be ex-
pected and will serve you well,
helping you anticipate and avoid
future problems. You’ll take
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
stress in stride, handle it with
grace and attract good fortune.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll welcome contradictions.
Without contrast we couldn’t see
or understand anything at all.
Comprehension of light relies on
the outlines of darkness. Detail
is shading.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). While the success of others
may not pose a threat to your
own, you wouldn’t be human
if you didn’t occasionally find it
annoying. You’ll wisely avoid the
futility of competing when it’s
not a competition.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll turn down your inner heat
to keep the emotional weather
around you mild. It works. You’ll
stop the wind. It’s easy to go
faster than the wind when there
is no wind.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Every behavior has a payoff. To
change a behavior, understand
its payoff. Figuring out your own
motives will require objectivity,
honesty and compassionate
nonjudgment.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Thinking back on your journey,
those times of uncertainty and
awkwardness were an essential
part of the deal. It takes feeling
lost to appreciate the relief of
being found, even (and especial-
ly) in regard to finding yourself.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
20). You’ll ask better questions
to turn your work in a lucrative
direction. You’ll bring different
resources together to create
something efficient and unique.
Also in the stars: personal work
earns tender rewards. You’ll get
in on the ground level of a ven-
ture. Big planning goes into a
formal event — one for the ages.
Taurus and Libra adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 3, 22, 15, 9
and 40.