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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 16, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 18, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
People tend to come to you to
vent when they’re frustrated or
lament when they get their feel-
ings hurt. So much complaining!
But at least you can appreciate
the meaning of it: You’re a trust-
ed friend.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The
magician’s trick is to produce a
bunny from a hat. Something
happens when the audience
isn’t looking... then it’s all cute-
ness and awe. Relatedly, watch
out for the gift meant to control
people’s attention.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
The goal needs a plan; the plan
needs a ritual. The rituals you
establish will become your sup-
port beams for building your life
to plan and reaching your goals.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). If you don’t ask for what
you want, you might still get
it, especially if you’re around
mind-readers, but the odds are
slim that you will be in that kind
of company. So go ahead and
ask. This will go well for you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’ve a gift for catering your
communication specifically to
the one you’re with. It’s hap-
pening on an intuitive level.
Amazing, but it’s as though each
relationship represents a totally
unique language.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your
favorite people to be around are
the ones you can talk to about
things other than superficialities.
You feel lucky to be able to share
ideas, problems, solutions and
your thoughts about the future.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
be praised for your talent, even
though you don’t see it as any-
thing extraordinary. This gives
you a confident footing on this
uphill climb of a day. These are
the challenges that keep you in
shape.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
There are many who will be hap-
py to see you finish what you
started. When you don’t feel like
doing it for you, do it for them.
Imagine their smiles when you
cross the finish line.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Strong emotions are signals
there’s something in need of
expression. It will take a moment
to figure out an effective and
appropriate means, and you’ll be
rewarded for pausing to deter-
mine the best choice.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re looking for something to
like about people and you’ll find
it. You love people for who they
are, not for how they fulfill your
needs or for what they might
become.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re no chameleon. You don’t
change or blend in for anyone,
but you will act in a way that’s
different from your normal
pattern — not to blend, but
because you’re a lifelong learner,
willing to try new things.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
People will do things you don’t
approve of, and it may be
smarter to ignore, tolerate or
work around these actions than
to take them on directly. In trees
and attitudes, the ability to flex
prevents a snap.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
18). There’s no GPS for the
emotional landscape, but you’re
a brave explorer anyway, hungry
for the treasure to be found in
new territory, and your discover-
ies will hit on many levels. More
highlights: a mentor from anoth-
er field, a publicity opportunity
and the chance to fix a situation
from way back. Aquarius and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 40, 3, 33 and 15.