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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 14, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When people are chased, they
run. You prefer your relation-
ship take the form of a dance,
with lots of back-and-forth
action, rather than a straight
chase.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It
will take a lot of confidence to
ask for what you want today
because it’s something bigger
than you would usually ask
for. You’ll use what you receive
to improve things for many
others.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). If
you repeated the actions of the
day a few dozen times, what
would you get? Your cosmic
gift of the day is the impulse to
think of the long-term effects
of an action with reasonably
accurate projections.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It’s
strange, but if today is proof,
it seems you can aggressively
ignore someone and it will ac-
tually make that person more
interested in you. Whatever
works, works.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). What
one person calls manipulative
behavior, another considers to
be clever managing of com-
plexity. You’ll hit gray areas
that tap into your talent for
navigating nuance.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Your life and work are made
up of what you notice. Today’s
choices range from bright and
cheery to shadowy and myste-
rious and beyond. Your focused
and specific investments of
attention will shape the day.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ve had more than your
share of obstacles on this
journey, but the current test is
a little harder, perhaps because
it’s self-created. Don’t worry,
you’ll overcome this one too.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Of
course, there are more stars of
your life than just you, but as the
main character, if you give too
many of the scenes over to the
whims of your co-stars, the story
will get away from you. Get back
in control.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The compliments of flattery
can be true or untrue, as flattery
is more about motive than fac-
tuality. That someone sees the
benefit of singing your praises
has merit in and of itself.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
People will connect with and
build upon your ideas. What
emerges is better for all. Just be
sure to remain true to your pri-
orities, or you’ll wind up serving
someone else’s.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
It might not go to plan, but it
will all go better because you
have a plan. Your social instincts
are spot-on. Heavy karma will
be worked out in lighthearted
exchanges.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
People will work for your ap-
proval, ask for your advice and
make plays for your attention.
You’ll take it as a show of re-
spect, which it most certainly is.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
16). Observant and prescient,
you’ll anticipate interactions and
prepare to make the most of
them. This and your sharp social
reflexes will land you in a prime
position for making fun and
money. More highlights: a sur-
prise payday, a platform for your
discerning taste and a chance to
give someone an opportunity
you never had. Sagittarius and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 5, 44, 21, 13 and 6.