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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 11, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 13, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
made a decision, and that was
the starting point leading to
places unimagined. Those new
places became starting points.
Today you ask, “How did I get
here?” and retrace the winding
road.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
know you are growing in spirit
because when you look back at
the things that made you angry,
they no longer do. In fact, don’t
they seem rather small?
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
What you once saw as a thing
you had to do you now see as
a game. When you change the
rules to a game, it becomes a
different and new game. This is
the course of your day.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You know who you want to
be. Remind yourself of this in
those moments you feel lost.
Knowing who you want to be
is more than a decision; it’s an
orientation that creates its own
map, its own to-do list, its own
next steps.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Just
because you have wisdom be-
yond your years doesn’t mean
you’ll act on it. A little foolhardy,
youthful exuberance blasts
through the stale air of staunch
environments. You’ll be a hit.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Today’s success will be a twist
on tradition. You’ll appreciate
and tend to what you have and
then venture out to discover
something new to throw into
the mix.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s
heavy on the work, light on the
fun, which every circus perform-
er knows is a recipe for toppling.
If you switch up the equation —
make work lighter and fun more
important — the crowd will love
it, and so will you.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
People learn compassion
through disappointment and
injustice. You’ve moved through
bad times and are now so capa-
ble of helping others through
their suffering.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Sometimes you go with the
tried and true and other times
you feel adventurous enough
to see if there’s something out
there you could like even more.
For today’s happiness, credit a
balance of both behaviors.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
When people want what isn’t
good for them, giving them
what they want isn’t going to
help anything. For best results,
apply your own judgment to the
actions you take on behalf of
others.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Most are not extraordinarily
objective when it comes to their
own thought process, but you’re
the exception to the rule now.
You’ll look into your process and
line everything up; alignment is
power.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You learned not to loan money
to friends and family; instead,
you just give it to them without
expectation of return. If you
can’t do it like that, you don’t do
it at all. The principle will apply
to something other than money
today.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
13). Welcome to the year your
optimistic hopes come true!
Challenges related to work will
inspire your next and most
fabulous incarnation. More high-
lights: a support system to assist
a very ambitious goal, air travel
and hot tickets, and an achieve-
ment that will have your family
buzzing. Taurus and Libra adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
40, 22, 1 and 18.