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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 9, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 11, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Life indoors will be manageable
and predictable — which is pre-
cisely why you feel compelled
to go outside, both metaphor-
ically and actually. You’ll thrive
in all kinds of wild.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Not every bond you make
comes in the form of an im-
mediate click. Sometimes it
takes time to find the particular
and unexpected way you fit
together. Today’s conversations,
games and social combinations
might reveal it.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
have nothing against the ones
who relax while you work, but
you’d rather they didn’t do it in
your sightline. You’ll never tire
of being useful and will keep
producing well into the night.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
It’s easier for you to give others
the benefit of the doubt than
it is to give yourself a pass. But
the work you do to cultivate
an inwardly gentle spirit is so
worthwhile.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
be mindful of what information
is yours to tell, which keeps
harmony in your world. Also, as
the topics you talk about tend
to reflect on you, you’d rather
focus on what’s beautiful and
fun.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
The fantasy of freedom is often
very different from the reality
of it, as too much unstructured
time and a lack of limits can be
debilitating. The rules make you
more creative and productive.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Reduce, reuse and recycle isn’t
just a slogan for physical items.
You’ll apply it now to stored
emotions and other intangible
baggage. You’ll let go of what
you no longer need and find
useful applications for the rest.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Caring too much about the
outcome of your work can only
make it stiff and boring. Give
yourself permission to mess up
— even to make a royal disas-
ter of the thing, and surprise,
surprise, you’ll be brilliant.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You are not made up of
disparate bits and pieces; rather,
you are a system in which every
part is integrated. This is why
even very small changes can
move the whole of you in a new
direction.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Remarkable things will happen,
and remark you will, though
some discretion in the matter
will be wise. You’ll make your
words count, or at least make
sure they don’t detract.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your openness gives you a huge
advantage today. Because you’re
not attached to an interaction
going any certain way, you can
leverage whatever outcome you
get into something you need
and want.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
People who absorb your energy
and agree with you may be nice
to have around, but when it’s
time to bounce around ideas,
seek the hard and deflective
types.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
11). Your grace, almost super-
natural in its depth, will show it-
self in your kindly consideration
for others and a sincere desire to
serve the greater good, which so
often will coincide harmoniously
with your own delight. More
highlights: a mystery solved, a
journey with a handful of other
curious minds and a funny side-
kick. Taurus and Virgo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 21, 1,
17, 33 and 13.