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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 7, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). To-
day’s fix may be as inelegant as
duct tape engineering, but the
point is that it works. Resource-
fulness gets you to the next
step and that’s what matters.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
This is a game. Maintain your
status. A posture of confidence
is more important than know-
ing the right words. Shoulders
back, head high and take up
plenty of space.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Even people who grow up
in the same house can have
drastically different worldviews.
Chances are you won’t be able
to change anyone’s opinion
today, but by spreading out
you can at least avoid a clash.
Distance is a diffuser.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The milk is positioned in the
back of the grocery store so
people must pass a number of
enticements on their way to it.
This will be true of something
else today. You’ll put blinders
on and go straight to what you
need.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Don’t
worry, your success doesn’t
hinge on one interaction going
right. In fact, there are so many
outcomes that could work out,
the term “right” is too ubiqui-
tous to hold much meaning.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
There will be unexpected twists
and changes of venue. Don’t
worry whether you’re dressed
for the occasion; your smile is
the stunning accessory that
goes from day into night.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Peo-
ple sense that you don’t really
need them, and it’s an attrac-
tive look for you. Because you’re
willing to hang back, wait and
see or bow out gracefully, an
offer gets sweeter.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). A
new situation puts you in a naive
state. Here your mind is like a
clever child, making things up
and quite capable of fibbing to
you. Your body, however, won’t
lie. Trust intuition.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You make efforts to con-
sume nutritious foods, and it’s
the same with media. The right
things feed your mind; the
wrong things make you feel icky
— but sometimes you have to
try a little first to find out which
way it will go.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Happiness is no mystery today;
you feel good around someone,
so you arrange to be around that
person more often. Quite simply,
it feels like a fit because it is.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People have their own reasons
for trying to make you feel like
you’re missing the point, but
don’t you worry. The point, if
there is one, always sticks when
it’s supposed to. You know all
you need to know for now.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Oh, what you could accomplish
with someone of flawless taste
and impeccable manners! If you
could only find such a person...
luckily, a connection forged in
vulnerability and shared mis-
takes is infinitely more useful.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
9). The cosmic bounty will be
tangible and mysterious this
year, coming from friends and
strangers, in forms expected and
unexpected. Your enjoyment
is gratitude enough, yet your
efforts to pay it forward con-
tinue a cycle of success. More
highlights: a growth spurt in
emotional intelligence and a
contest win. Aquarius and Leo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 5, 7, 22, 27 and 18.