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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 31, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 2, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). If
your sense of personal respon-
sibility is more stringent than
those around you, seek different
company. When you’re among
innovators, you’ll innovate;
when you’re among leaders
you’ll lead.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It’s
true that people are attracted
by looks, money and power, but
the thing that makes you most
attractive today is an X-factor
having little to do with those
attributes.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Be-
ing mired in your own thoughts
and routines can have a dulling
effect that could cause you to
miss the good stuff. The small
efforts you make to change
things up will keep you alert to
your opportunities.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
are a giver. If you don’t feel like
you can make a contribution
gladly, then you’d rather wait for
a better moment. Your timing
and judgment are impeccable.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It’s as
though there are twice as many
thoughts running through your
head. Luckily, you have the tal-
ent of volume control. You will
turn down the worry and turn
up the cheerleading.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re more influential than you
realize. As long as you stay alert
to how the words you use, the
behaviors you display and even
your casual statements have
power, you will have no regrets.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Even
when only half the marching
band is playing the right notes,
it still sounds pretty much like
music. Today’s dealings involve
a large organization that’s rife
with problems, but to some
degree it’s still fulfilling the
purpose.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Different perspectives and styles
will clash. Although there are
times when conflict can be invig-
orating and elevate the outcome,
this is not one of them. Steer
clear and readdress tomorrow.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Throwing money at a prob-
lem might not be the most last-
ing solution, but in today’s case it
will be the quick fix that lets you
move on. If you don’t have the
money, this is an opportunity for
cleverness and networking.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You can’t decide the external
weather, but you can go to a
temperature-controlled room.
Neither is it possible to totally
rule your internal weather, but
you can erect and inhabit tem-
perature-controlled rooms of the
mind.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
List five things you can do to
move forward and then do them.
If they are the wrong five things,
you will still learn enough to
choose a more effective strategy
tomorrow.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There are those who will turn
everything into a competition.
You prefer almost any other
approach: minding your own
business, seeking agreement,
working together... your way will
work best for all.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
2). You’re known to go above
and beyond the call, but this
year be warned: you will hear no
calls... rather you’ll be nudged
along, whispered to or inexpli-
cably drawn to your delicious
destiny. More highlights: a hot
ticket enjoyed with friends, a
series of strange encounters that
leads to money and a certificate
of education. Leo and Pisces
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 1, 4, 44, 48 and 6.