B3
THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 24, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MAY 26, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The situation calls for chess-like
strategies. If you attack, they
will struggle to defend, and as
they defend, they expose their
particular weakness, which is the
information you need to know
to help and serve.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’re creative and will think on
your feet. Not every idea you
throw out will land well. Worthy
endeavors are tricky and com-
plex! With resilience, you will
ultimately succeed.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’ve shared enough of your
inner world to know who gets
you and who doesn’t. Because
you don’t require people to
understand you to love and ac-
cept them, your circle just keeps
growing.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The result of teamwork will be
greater than the sum of the
individual contributions. Even in
a group as small as two this will
be true. You’ll be mystified by a
creation born from the chemis-
try of people.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
be brilliant at planning. Fur-
thermore, as successful as this
project will be, you’ll look back
and realize that the lion’s share
of the fun was in the setup.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
are not at the whim of unfore-
seen circumstances. These
unexpected turns may seem
powerful enough to sweep you
into their swirl, but actually you
still have the option of ducking
into a storm shelter to wait for it
to pass.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Because you’re on the lookout
for opportunities, you’ll be much
luckier than the people who are
too busy doing their own thing
to take notice. This afternoon
brings a gem.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Need is not want and want is not
love. When you want a person
but don’t need that person the
relationship will be more fun.
This will be the principle that
guides the night.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The phrase “I deserve nice
things” justifies a wide range of
behaviors, some of which have
the potential to cause you a lot
of stress. At the very least, it’s a
thought deserving of inquiry.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You don’t know the complete
history of the current situation,
nor do you need to know it all,
but do learn a little. A few key
facts will favorably influence
your approach and decisions.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Today’s occasion invites social
performance. You’ll get into
the mood and tend to both
your inner and outer game. The
preparation you do will contrib-
ute to an opportunity-winning
first impression.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
proverb suggests that whenever
you point your finger at some-
one there are three pointing
back at you. Today you’ll need to
be even more careful than usual
in how you describe and discuss
others.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
26). It’s your cosmic gift, the
captivation of imagination.
Indeed, some will melt in your
presence, and yet this has noth-
ing to do with your purpose.
You’ll keep your eye on that ball
and see it through to the goal.
Your proudest moments will
come out of a contribution to
the wins of your family. Gemini
and Cancer adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 7, 3, 33, 20
and 15.