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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 24, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When you ask a question, you
actually want to know the
answer. You’ll field questions
asked for different reasons —
for instance, out of politeness,
a need for validation or to fulfill
an agenda.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Add happy thoughts to your en-
deavor. Encourage yourself and
go where others are likely to
cheer you on. Protect the dream
by avoiding anyone who might
be jealous or critical of it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Re-
acting to triggers and following
impulses takes very little energy
when compared with the ener-
gy required to exercise restraint.
Honor and reward yourself for
the things you didn’t do.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). They’ll give you the fantasy
version of a story. You’d rather
know facts, but fictions can be
very revealing, too, as you listen
closely and read between the
lines.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When the show is running right,
the spotlight operator follows
your performance around the
stage. Unfortunately, the tech
is asleep. Don’t worry, this can
still work; you just have to go to
where the light is.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). You teach people around
you how you like to be treated.
Keep principles of consistency
in mind. Actions that create the
same results repeatedly facili-
tate quick learning.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
atmosphere lends profundity to
your plot. When things work out
the way you want, it feels like
destiny. When they don’t, that
also feels fated, like a hundred
tiny arrows pointing you in a
better direction.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People make books, and books
make people. You’ll mold your-
self through reading and other
media, mostly unconsciously, as
the attractive ideas and traits of
characters will stick to you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Love
yourself. The command is
difficult because it is open. Its
nonspecificity leaves a ques-
tion mark on your to-do list,
and maybe there is nothing to
be done. You can love yourself
without action. Make it a mood,
a state of mind.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Ap-
petite can be a gift. Some temp-
tations aren’t worth the energy
they take to resist. Temptation
is proof that you’re vital, alive,
curious, interested in life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In
movies, you can see a whole
lifespan in two hours. Time
moves differently in the movies
you make in your mind as well.
You’ll do some mental time trav-
el today to work out a problem.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). No
matter how good your routine
may be, if it’s all you do, it will
hold you back. Vitality craves
variety. Anything that gets you
up and out of your comfort
zone will be good for your
well-being.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(May 25). Stars gift you with
amazing portion control in all
aspects of life. Ambitions are
achieved as you take on just the
amount of deliciousness that
will fill you and fuel you without
weighing you down. You don’t
need approval, but you’ll get
props anyway as you earn the
trust and loyalty of many. Leo
and Libra adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 3, 39, 2 and 18.
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