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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 21, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 23, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll make a significant dent in
a big project. You won’t finish it
all in a day, but at this rate you’ll
get to the next milestone ahead
of schedule and be celebrated
for your timing.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Maybe there’s an obstacle in the
environment to complicate this
journey, but it’s more surmount-
able than the internal limits you
have in place. These are self-cre-
ated, and once you discover
them, they will be self-eliminat-
ed.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Everything around you has the
potential to spend your atten-
tion, which is a finite resource.
Cutting just one thing will allow
you to spend your attention in
your preferred way.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Falling in love is a wonderful
sensation. Whether you’re falling
for a person, place or activity, it’s
the same rush, accompanied by
music only you and your love
can hear.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Feelings
have a way of forcing you to deal
with them today. Tamp them
down in one situation and they’ll
find a way to burble up in anoth-
er. Treat it like a project. It will be
worth whatever time it takes.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
have questions, and the people
around you will have the obvi-
ous answers. Go wide. Throw the
problem out to the universe at
large. You’ll love the variety pack
of possible solutions that comes
back to you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your
moral sense makes it painful
for you to do anything but the
right thing... so long as you know
what that is. Today’s situation
doesn’t make it obvious. If you
decide not to decide yet, it’s a
fine decision indeed.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Be a little selfish with your time
now or you could be snagged
into a strange obligation. If you
take on too much, or the wrong
thing, you’ll become reacquaint-
ed with the amorphous weighti-
ness know as dread.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Your brain is firing bril-
liantly. Ask yourself to solve a
problem and you will. Aim your
bold fantasies at the future;
shoot your brilliant imaginings
into the sky.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
No one is you. People fulfill
similar roles and jobs and have
other facts in common, but
you’re the only one bringing it
all together in your particular
way, and that is your power.
Lean into your uniqueness.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
To carry out the strategy best for
your particular strengths, you
will need to prepare differently
from the way the others are.
There’s no need to show any-
one, though nosey competitors
would love to know.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
While the people around you
may not get along with one
another so well now, you’ll be
on friendly terms with everyone.
You’ve gotten this far by not
taking sides, and you’ll do well
to remain neutral.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
23). Visionary powers will be at
a high this year. You’ll fantasize
consistently in one direction,
then you’ll see your world
change shape to fit your dream.
You have a talent for getting
people charged up. You’ll lead,
manage and inspire groups.
Your power will be reflected in
the sizes of the smiles of the
people around you. Libra and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 4, 9, 29, 22 and 16.