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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 21, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MAY 22, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Do invite the muses to help
you with your work. They’ll
show up somewhere between
fashionably late and laughably
after-hours, but they’ll come,
and that will make a beautiful
difference.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You get along with everyone,
even when they don’t get along
with one another. Neutrality
has worked out well for you so
far. Keep it up for as long as you
possibly can.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll have little need of a
remote control today as the
events of the day will sup-
ply you with entertainment
aplenty. The best way to change
channels in real life is with your
feet.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Sensations will change with
your interpretation of them. Like
an athlete who pushes past dis-
comfort in the name of building
muscles, you may assign a new
and different meaning to certain
pain signals.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Keeping score will be a waste
of time. You also shouldn’t con-
cern yourself with who gets the
last laugh. As long as everyone
laughs at some point, comedy
lives.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re crossing things off your
list, if not actually then at least
mentally. But why not actually?
You’ll want to look back on these
times, so commit the plan to
writing; make it official.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Re-
ality will be stretched, disbelief
suspended — that’s entertain-
ment! Keep a sense of humor
whether you sit back and watch
or take part in the act. You’ll
have a great time either way.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). A fine
line separates what’s funny
from what’s simply sad. You’ll
find that line and walk it with
great sensitivity today as you
explain what’s going on with
you and react to other people’s
stories, too.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Love can seem like a flying bird
— lofty, impossible to catch
from the ground, though quite
possible to attract. Put out a
feeder, so to speak, and create a
safe and lovely place to land.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
are many possible solutions for
the problem at hand, includ-
ing foolish ones marketed to
people who don’t know better.
You’ll help those with less
street sense figure out the right
solution.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You have a suspicion that the
strong person you know needs
more love and care than most
people would guess. You’re onto
something. Give them a call.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll have an instinct for what
to handle and when to handle it,
so don’t worry about the order
of things today; just dive in. The
best time to do things will be
when they are necessary.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 22).
You are a talent to be reckoned
with, and you’ll find the audi-
ence and mission to shine with.
This year, your crew gets closer,
your network wider and your so-
cial and emotional skills sharper
and more accommodating than
ever. You’ll check two items off
of your bucket list and make way
for intriguing new adds. Taurus
and Gemini adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 14, 2, 20
and 48.
SIX CHIX
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