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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 14, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 16, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
Latin phrase “amor fati” — “love
of fate” — describes how you’re
living. You’ll not only accept
what comes but you’ll quickly
find what’s beautiful and favor-
able about it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll learn the sum total of
what’s possible — the good, the
bad and the ugly. Despite every-
thing you learn, you will not be
jaded. The power of love makes
it possible.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). In
most cases, perfectionism isn’t
realistic, necessary, useful or
timely. You’ll opt for a relaxed
approach and move steadily,
easily and imperfectly forward.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Some questions feel like a
hug. “How are you really?” “What
can I help you with?” Other
questions feel like an invasion,
and you’re justified in throwing
up a polite defense and distanc-
ing yourself from the source.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Communicate casually and often
today. The action is moved with
conversations that seem to be
about nothing and yet reveal ev-
erything. You’ll learn important
news, intriguing facts and small
but relevant details.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll benefit from adding new
faces to your social swirl. A little
competition for your attention
can be a good thing. It keeps
familiar people from taking you
for granted.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Doo-
dling is a form of meditation
that could help you solve a
problem today. Whether you be-
lieve you possess drawing talent
is irrelevant to the helpfulness of
what your brain reveals to you as
you drag a pen across paper.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
When someone is asking for the
truth, you will not let emotions
get in the way of hearing or tell-
ing it. Often, people don’t ask.
They have their reasons. You’ll
be judicious with your commu-
nication.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). While
it does feel safe and secure in an
environment where everyone
agrees with you, you’d rather be
where you can grow. Disagree-
ment is what helps you sharpen
your skills and strengthen your
case.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
When you’re a superhero, a lot
of the gig is hiding your identity
until it’s time to shine. Blending
in is the fun part. You’ll enjoy it
even more, as you now sense
the action sequence is around
the bend.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your mind is opening to new
possibilities. Learning about the
world helps you see that there
is much more available to you
than the choices most people
around you are making.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Those who have power without
a healthy sense of duty will ulti-
mately be unseated from their
position. Those who assume
responsibility will eventually
become more powerful.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
16). The influence of one loving
person will make a beautiful dif-
ference in your days. Someone
who wants only your happiness
can actually help by merely shar-
ing experiences with you. You
will expand an area of expertise,
and your income grows along
with the territory. A purchase
will be part of your legacy. Virgo
and Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 15, 3, 38
and 19.