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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 14, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MAY 15, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Don’t worry, things will organize
and settle themselves. Getting in
the middle of it will only compli-
cate the process. Time will bring
all into order.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Though it’s not always advisable
to invite outside opinions, today,
the review of an objective party
will be an invaluable resource.
“A guest sees more in an hour
than the host in a year.” — Polish
proverb
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Questions of worth and value
come up along with themes of
earning and deserving — so
much math. If you have to assess
the commodities this closely,
maybe there’s not enough love
in the deal.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
What causes things to heat
up? Friction. Don’t be afraid
of getting close, opposing the
argument, going toe-to-toe or
making a mess. These are the
options that keep it interesting.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
help by focusing people’s
strengths. Instead of pity or
sympathy, you offer respect
and a firm belief in the wells of
tenacity and talent that lie deep
inside people.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Being true to the one you love
does not mean doing everything
they want you to do. Take care
of yourself before taking care of
your relationship and all will stay
in good balance.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Morn-
ing brings a strong inclination
toward the things that will make
your life better. Evening brings
a strong inclination toward
ease. So, what can you do to
make a desired behavior easier
to accomplish, no matter what
time it is?
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The enemy of communication is
noise. To increase the clarity of
your signal, you need to eliminate
everything that is not the mes-
sage. Being succinct and direct
will earn you respect and status.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
It’s a long way to the end of a
project, and trying to extend your
mind all the way there might pro-
duce feelings of overwhelm and
anxiety. Instead, think about the
next 10 minutes, and then the 10
minutes after that.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
While a touch of unpredictabil-
ity can be a fun character trait,
flakiness is a dealbreaker for you.
Today, you’ll honor your agree-
ments, expect others to do the
same and enjoy this logistically
smooth day.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There are those who lack a fun-
damental understanding of the
value you provide. You can still do
good here, but it’s not the best fit.
You’ll be happier around people
you don’t have to work so hard to
please.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). A
habit has served you well for a
very long time, and yet you can
do much better. This you’ll find
out as you make the switch to
less costly and more fulfilling op-
tions. Eventually, the new choice
will come easily to you.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 15).
Love in many forms will fortify
and support you. You’ll find
yourself on a mission so import-
ant, you’ll tune out the rest of the
world and anything distracting
from your goal. You’ll push past
the point when others would
have given up. Good fortune
rains on you as you reach the
mile markers at extraordinary
distances. Leo and Libra adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 5,
30, 1, 28 and 16.
SIX CHIX
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