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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 12, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MAY 14, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Maybe it’s not ideal in the
moment it’s happening but
consider this: When you don’t
get the help you need, want
and deserve, you get something
else even more powerful — the
right to call yourself a self-made
person.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There’s a place for criticism, but
it shouldn’t be a constant in your
social world. Gossip offends your
sensibility, and it doesn’t have to
be about you for you to feel hurt
by it. Go where people are kindly
supportive.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Picking up broken pieces can
lead to cuts. Wear gloves. In an
emotional sense, gloves can be
an agreement you make with
yourself to approach hurtful
people with great caution.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll try something new and
be richer for the experience. The
more experiences you have, the
richer you get... but not always
in the same commodities. For
instance, a person can be rich in
humility. So go at an easy pace.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s
value in going off purpose, or
not having one to begin with.
Your feline nature will guide your
way with an instinct to meta-
phorically stretch, pounce and
climb at your whim.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’ll feel spontaneously driven
to serve someone — to pay full
attention to the person’s prefer-
ences and how they need things
done. It’s a beautiful and rare gift
you’re giving here.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). As the
sign of balance and fairness, you
are keenly aware of how the quest
for justice often leads to injustice.
And yet, you still try to make
things right, a mission that will
absorb some of your hours today.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
New communities and circles
intrigue you. You can’t tell from
the storefront what this is all
about; you have to go in and feel
the vibes. You’ll know within the
first dozen interactions.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’re exciting because
you entertain risky ideas, not
because you always do them —
that would make you foolhardy!
What you’re cooking up in that
playful mind of yours is making
you very attractive to someone.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Sometimes happiness is a room
full of people you love. Some-
times happiness is a room full
of people you don’t know yet.
Today, happiness is your own
space, your own time, glorious
solitude.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
This role you took on no longer
feels like a good fit. Now what?
Well, this script you’re going by is
not the Ten Commandments. It
wasn’t written on stone tablets.
You can change it without a
chisel.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). It
will be challenging to lead others
to your purposes today. The key
is to be consistent and repetitive.
People will learn and dance to
your rhythm, but first you have
to start banging that drum.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
14). You’ve faced a lot of chal-
lenges that conditioned your
grit. Now you’ll put that knowl-
edge to the test on a wondrous
challenge. You will create your-
self. Through actions, wishes,
exercises, work and reflection
you’ll become someone navigat-
ing a life you once only dreamed
about. Your support system and
your family tree will expand.
Virgo and Pisces adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 13, 20, 4, 27
and 6.