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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 12, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MAY 13, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). No
one is born knowing it all. Those
who act like they’ve achieved
total knowledge will annoy the
rest. You’ll be open to learning
and you’ll enjoy what others
contribute to your body of
knowledge.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you’re around people you
trust, it’s easier to have fun. You’ll
find yourself in circumstances
that engage your senses and
invite you to be fully present to
the moment.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
People make decisions based
on what’s easy to evaluate, not
what’s most important. Knowing
this, you’ll make it easy for some-
one to choose the thing that
would be good for you too.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
may find yourself tidying a room
instead of tackling a task. When
you don’t know where to begin,
even cleaning seems like a good
idea. But once you actually do
get started, everything will
come together quickly for you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
notice you’re of a different mind
entirely from where you were
last year. You’ve dispelled a few
myths and course-corrected ac-
cordingly. You’ll get a chance to
go back and pick up something
you lost along the way.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Peo-
ple can be bad at relationships
and good at their jobs or socially
irresponsible and personally
devoted... you’ll grapple with
contrasts and note the bene-
fits and shadow aspects of an
interaction.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
will be something to settle and a
face-to-face exchange is the best
option. Your verbal game is on
point. With a little forethought
you’ll negotiate your way into a
sweet deal.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Some say everything happens
for a reason. Others say life
is random. You’ll have a little
evidence for both arguments
today and whatever you get
you’ll leverage into a tidy chunk
of good fortune.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There will be pressure to
take life at a hurried speed. Push
back — change lanes or remove
yourself from the race entirely.
You’ll be happier going at your
own pace.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
No matter how brilliant your
work may be, it won’t play in the
wrong crowd. Do your research,
find out what appetites you’re
dealing with, and aim your
efforts to serve those desires.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
It’s weird, but it does happen...
people can be good, enjoyable
company and yet be, nonethe-
less, bad for you. For whatever
reason certain people bring out
a side of you that you’d rather
keep in. Noted!
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
have something that the others
need. Position yourself to be
available to those who have best
earned your offering or those
who most desperately need it.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 13).
You’ll see how an area of fate is
up to you. You’ll bootstrap the
mission and get it done. Sum-
mer shows you dressing a part
and later you’ll become it, with
the paycheck to match. Relation-
ships get revitalized. You’ll bury
an old hatchet and invent new
ways of interacting. You’ll also
go to an event and take home
the trophy. Leo and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 5, 28, 3, 19 and 40.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
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