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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 10, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MAY 12, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Do
you know what happens when
you wake up a sleepwalker?
You’ll be tempted to find out,
as you’ll see the opportunity to
nudge an oblivious person into
a more alert and aware state.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Some were planned, some
happened purely by chance, but
your various interactions of the
day will all seem to point to the
same conclusion. It’s a sign. Take
action.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Ev-
eryone is not on the same page.
Some around you are not even
in the same book. For this story
to go right you must establish
common ground and build from
there.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Choosing from options that
are hard to compare will result in
decision paralysis. Because the
analysis of your options produc-
es no clear winner, you may opt
to do nothing at all — which is a
favored pick of the fates!
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). If
you knew that the best was
yet to come, would you stop
worrying, settling or putting up
with things you don’t enjoy? Get
ready for your good fortune, it’s
just around the bend.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
people with more power may
be taking too much without
even realizing their greed. You
can do something to make the
distribution of resources more
equitable.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It is easy
to take things for granted, which
is precisely why those who don’t
will stand out. To be rich in grat-
itude is to be rich indeed! And
though the rewards of a thankful
heart are inherent, there will be
lucrative extra bonus rewards
too.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
may decide to do things differ-
ently from how your predeces-
sors did because new tools are
available. Experimentation takes
time and the risk doesn’t always
pay off, but you’d be remiss not
to try. The future is for the brave!
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). As for
the one who doesn’t understand
what you’re doing... it could be
a perceptual limitation of theirs,
but it could also be that you’ve
yet to effectively impart the
vision. How can you explain it
differently?
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
A car can provide the perfect
atmosphere to sing, yell, cry, talk
and generally express yourself
instead of keeping feelings bot-
tled inside where they can cause
harm to the body.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The situation involves you,
but it’s not about you, which
comes as a relief. As you let go
and watch what happens, your
detachment will help you under-
stand where the opportunities
lie for you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Here’s an argument for keeping
it simple: If the issue at hand
grows more complex, and
the stakes are raised too, the
analysis of choices will consume
more energy, which may lead to
decision fatigue and delays.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
12). Your victories will be satis-
fying and numerous. Through
the next 10 weeks you work
unwaveringly, with unshakeable
focus and resilient intelligence.
A complicated relationship irons
out. As a result of your efforts to
broaden your intellectual hori-
zons, your earning potential will
increase. Gemini and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 40, 3, 33 and 19.