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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 10, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You don’t have to disconnect
with the world to connect with
yourself, but it does help to have
fewer distractions. You will win
the day by simply focusing well
for two straight hours.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Someone has colored the sky of
your mind in unexpected ways.
Your focus on this person will be
intentional. The telepathic con-
nection between you is tangible
and real.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There was a time when you pur-
sued beauty through the lens of
envy. You saw someone else with
the loveliness you wanted. But
your style of chase has evolved
into something playful, creative
and effective.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It’s easy to get seduced by
or even addicted to the approval
of others, as the brain has a most
favorable response to receiving
signals of acceptance. Just be
sure to keep an eye on the cost
of said approval.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Instead of making excuses, you’ll
make decisions. You’ll be too
busy commanding the scene to
concern yourself with the inse-
curity and self-doubt you once
knew so well. Someone will be
attracted to your powerful vibes.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
In race car design, sleek lines
aren’t just aesthetic but they’re
a practical necessity to eliminate
drag. Anything sticking out
creates friction that gets in the
way of moving fast. Today, you’ll
cut something in the name of
momentum.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
people you want to impress and
win over are rather easy to pay
attention to, but you will not be
sorry if you tend to your familiar
faithful crew first. There is much
to be gained from spoiling those
close to you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Teach-
ing is the fastest way to learn.
So, whatever you want to know
about, make a goal to relay the
information to someone else
very soon. You are a sponge and
will soon come to understand
this entity so well.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Incu-
riousness is the usual in some en-
vironments, and this is why any
time you draw attention to your
active, questioning mind, it will
stand out and cause a reaction.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In the
case of children and exception-
ally honest people, you can’t ride
on reputation or coast on past
good work. It’s all about what’s
happening in the present. You
get what you put in. You’ll find
this utterly refreshing!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Whatever you most want from
the day can really happen if
you’re willing to make every-
thing else wait while you put all
your focus into priority No. 1.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There is a boulder in the path,
which is certainly big enough
to deter any large vehicle from
taking this route. You, however,
needn’t worry as you take the
form of a river and rush right on
through.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(May 11). A shift in work will
have you filling a different role.
What follows is an exciting
transformation. Making people
happy is your talent, but you
don’t do it selflessly; you gen-
uinely enjoy figuring out how
to solve the problems of the
moment — and you’ll be paid to
do it. You will also visit beautiful
places and make friends there.
Scorpio and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 13, 40,
1, 11 and 28.
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