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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 30, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 2, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll be moved to generosity,
perhaps by someone who has
much less than you do. For
today, giving of yourself will be
far more satisfying than giving
to yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
People will tell you who they are.
They won’t even realize they are
doing it, but the truth of your
presence will draw out the truth
of theirs, and all will be known.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Is
your personal life a roller coaster,
an elevator or a walk in the park?
As you focus on the basics like
health and well-being, other
things fall into place to put rela-
tionships on an even keel.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It
does seem that exciting events
should be coming into your life
on their own, but unfortunately,
the cosmic coordinator isn’t
getting the message. No worries
— this is an opportunity to plan
it just the way you like!
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). However
well-defined and obvious your
needs may be to you, another
person still isn’t seeing it. Maybe
you don’t want to spell it out,
but that may be what it takes
to get the fulfillment you so
deserve.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re able to be generous with
those who need you because
you invest your energy well.
Sometimes that means declin-
ing frivolous asks and avoiding
those who want you to do their
dirty work.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Don’t
overthink the day. What occurs
naturally will be the harmonious
and best. To overprepare, strat-
egize or obsess will put weird
vibes into your project. You’ll get
successful outcomes from a chill
attitude.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The smart plans don’t always
come from your conscious mind.
You’ve been making simple, in-
tuitive decisions based on what
your heart and body need, and
as you continue in kind, you’ll
grow in strength and joy.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It’s not such a bad mistake
to accidentally repeat the same
thing to the same person. You
might even call it “branding” and
do it on purpose. People around
you will need to hear things
multiple times before it sinks in.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You work through things easily
with those who share your abil-
ity to laugh at life. With humor-
less people, it’s a little harder to
make things jive. So whenever
possible, go where the funny
ones are.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’d walk across hot coals to
help someone, but unless that
person is on the other side of
hot coals, it’s totally unneces-
sary. Discover what’s needed
before you put yourself out.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Finding a tranquil space within
yourself will be much easier
after you find a tranquil space in
your environment. Either clear or
create a space of your own or go
exploring to find one.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 2).
There’s an aspirational theme
to the opening of your solar
return. You’ll pitch your ideas,
make deals and find yourself in a
position to give back. You’ll help
people you love and love the
people you help. A new environ-
ment will become important to
your days. Projects and relation-
ships are born in this interesting
place. Gemini and Cancer adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 10,
4, 44, 38 and 2.