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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 30, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MAY 1, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll often be inventing as you
go, so refining the presentation
before anyone sees it is not al-
ways possible. You can’t refine
what hasn’t been invented yet!
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll trade unwanted items for
something useful, like cash or
the self-esteem that comes from
generosity. Owning fewer things
leads to greater happiness.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Take your time with the written
word today. Read instructions
and contracts carefully. In the
words of the great Tom Waits:
“The large print giveth, the
small print taketh away.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Your goal will be much
more of a challenge than you
previously thought, and the
benefit of its pursuit will reflect
the substantial personal cost
involved.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When your influences are
people of exemplary character
and remarkable talent, being
overly impressionable is a plus.
It’s a good day to keep yourself
in good company and soak up
the vibes.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Today’s cosmic message is
both literal and metaphoric:
It is possible to stumble over
even the smoothest of surfaces,
especially if you’re wearing the
wrong shoes for the terrain.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You can
only veer off the script if there
is a script in the first place.
Sometimes the moment you
realize what you’re expected to
say is the exact moment you’re
saying something different
from that.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
There’s a relationship on your
mind. Things could really devel-
op if you had just a few more
common interests. What might
you be willing to learn about
or do together in the name of a
stronger bond?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Avoid social comparison of
all kinds, even the seeming-
ly harmless check to who is
wearing what, living where or
dating whom. It’s better today
to flow all focus to your own
goals.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Go on and dance your tap shoes
across the public tiles today.
You know what you’re doing,
and there’s rhythm and style in
your execution. You’ll find great
satisfaction in making an artful
noise.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You wouldn’t shame a baby for
not being able to walk or talk,
yet you expect yourself to do
well with tasks you are brand
new to. This is silly, of course. Be
kind to yourself in the infantile
stages of learning.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Teamwork is where it’s at. Effec-
tive teams are diverse teams.
They roll to the goal because
they are balanced and cohesive,
not because of the particular
qualifications of each member.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 1).
The solar return inspires an up-
grade of your thought process-
es, and you’ll enjoy a brighter
emotional and intellectual atmo-
sphere. Obstacles to love will be
cleared as you prioritize togeth-
erness and friendship. You’ll sell
an idea or property and leverage
deals into something you’ve
had your eye on for many years.
Pisces and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 13, 3, 2,
12 and 41.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS