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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 28, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Do
you dare risk your heart? It’s one
of the more precious things you
can put on the line. And though
you’re likely to get hurt at some
point, it will also be completely
worth it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Something is weighing you
down. As soon as you make a
decision, the weight will lift.
What matters is not the decision
itself, but that you made it. No
matter which way you go, you’ll
be freer.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’ll be a magnet for tempta-
tion, especially of the retail va-
riety. You’ll identify with certain
possessions. They represent who
you want to be. Don’t spend
money you haven’t made yet
and you’ll do just fine.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Keeping up with someone for
a few minutes each day builds
more of a relationship than
talking for hours but once a
month. What else might improve
with just a few minutes of daily
attention?
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Do not
get caught up in worrying about
someone’s approval. There are
billions of people in the world. If
you’re not getting the response
you need, move to the next.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ll
appreciate a story that doesn’t
spell out every last detail. You’ll
like a plan that leaves room for
freestyling. And you will prefer
relationships that are a little
ambiguous in their rules.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
an adept conversationalist and
you know better than to try to
control conversation. You steer
to the feel-good topics, then
hope for the best. Some people
have their own conversational
agenda, and you’ll roll with that
too.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Don’t let the vibes around you
get too heavy. A degree of de-
tachment will help. Your choices
matter, but they do not define
you. You are the person making
choices, not the choices them-
selves.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Today, you’ll fall into a pleas-
ant social groove. Your specialty
is knowing how people like to be
acknowledged and giving that
to them. A Leo helps you trust
the guidance of your heart.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You love a challenge but are reti-
cent to challenge others because
you don’t want to inconvenience
anyone or make them work
harder than they want to. Don’t
worry about today. People will
show you what they’re willing
to do.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Even though you try your best,
you’ll still make mistakes. This is
how it should be. Life would be
so boring if things always came
easily. By getting it wrong a few
times you’ll learn what you need
to do to get it right.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
People talk. It’s what they do.
There’s no choice you could
make that others wouldn’t men-
tion, so just make the choices
you can stand behind regardless
of what they say.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
30). You’ll do important work,
driven by deadlines. Although
you might not succeed easily,
you will certainly succeed. You
like doing hard things — it’s
what makes you awesome. Your
influence will grow, and you’ll
be far more powerful than you
imagine yourself to be. Test it.
Make bold moves and watch
how others copy you. Gemini
and Cancer adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 10, 2, 26, 13 and 7.