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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 23, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 25, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). If
you do not know which way is
north, the map’s usefulness is
limited. Start out by orienting
yourself and it will become
much easier to find what
you’re looking for.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Your modesty can make it
difficult for you to receive praise.
However you feel initially, deep
inside you know that you are
worthy of this, so smile and take
it all in.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Do you mind if someone orbits
you? An admirer exists in your
realm and is looking for even
the slightest indication that
you are open to accepting
some flattering attention.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). This is a time to do full
disclosure, be totally transpar-
ent and to show your work.
You will create bonds as you
fascinate others. You’ll improve
quickly when they point out
your strengths and help you see
mistakes.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It
is only natural for newcomers
to feel uncomfortable in a
group, but you have a way of
putting everyone at ease. Your
inclusive warmth will help
people relax and be them-
selves.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The silence doesn’t have to be
awkward; the pause doesn’t
have to be weird. Think of it as
an absence of distraction and
use stillness as an opportunity
for understanding.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Casual
situations will suit you best to-
day. Avoid formality whenever
you can. If you have to par-
ticipate in an official arrange-
ment, learn the rules first and
follow them well.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
qualities you are looking for in
a partner have changed over
time and they will continue to
do so. The ideal partnership is
not an unchanging one, rather
it’s a partnership built around
changing together.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
Greek word philosophia de-
scribes a “love of knowledge,
pursuit of wisdom; systematic
investigation.” It coincides per-
fectly with your current focus
on developing, honing and liv-
ing your personal philosophy.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You are coming to the point in
a venture when there’s nothing
more you can do, or are willing
to do, to influence the outcome.
So, with a mix of relief and appre-
hension, you leave it to the fates.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When was the last time you
made a decision solely based
on your personal needs and
preferences? Making a seemingly
selfish choice now is overdue,
and it isn’t just you who is going
to benefit from this.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
thing you want isn’t on a shelf
waiting for you to grab it; it’s a
moving target. The way to reach
the goal is not by aiming at it but
by aiming beyond it. This will take
more than you thought but it will
be worth it.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
25). The fates fall in love with
your moxie. You’ve learned from
the things that didn’t quite work
in the past, so new ventures
have a much higher probability
of success. Nothing you’ve done
has been a loss. Developments
in your personal life will inspire
a move or travel. New purchases
have you getting around in style.
Pisces and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 30, 7, 18,
3 and 40.