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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 21, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 23, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Though your intention is pure,
your motivation has been unreli-
able. No worries. You’ll soon pick
up momentum and you won’t
need motivation anyway. It will
be enough to simply eliminate
resistance.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
It might help to think of the
people you deal with today as
creatures with features very
different from your own. Smooth
interactions happen when you
cater to their specific abilities
and temperaments.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It is
said that the one who is lucky is
feeling; the one who is unlucky
is thinking. This principle will ap-
ply as you feel your way through
the day, collecting delights.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ve seen glimpses of an
entire dimension hidden inside
things and now you can’t go on
as if it doesn’t exist. There’s no
use talking about it to people
who can’t relate. Find the people
who can.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
With some people you get the
feeling that everything is a test.
And even if it’s not, the tone
of the relationship hinges on
how you’re performing in each
interaction. If you don’t feel you
can relax, the relationship is less
than ideal.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re not trying to be mysteri-
ous, but oversharing isn’t your
style. The way you protect your
privacy and keep a world unto
yourself is mighty attractive.
They’ll want to know more, but
resist.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You are
wise and people who need your
wisdom are attracted to you.
Your policy to help only when
asked or when clearly needed
will hold you in good stead.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Sometimes you feel like an
ordinary person doing extraor-
dinary things. Today you feel like
an extraordinary person doing
ordinary things. Those who
recognize your talents will earn a
special place in your heart.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your
enjoyment of things goes far
beyond their functionality. You’ll
delight in the aesthetic aspect
and probably be willing to pay
more for the coolest-looking
version.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Whether or not it’s fair, to whom
much is given, more will be
given. Accept all of what comes
your way. And if it’s too much,
later you can pay it forward to
those who need it more than
you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Interactions may get awkward
or go all wrong, but it’s nothing
to stress about. Relationships
that matter are about the long
game. Also note that the same
thing that falls flat with one
person could be a major hit with
another.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Most people cannot successfully
fake interest for very long. That’s
why you cherish moments of
genuine interest, like the ones
you’ll give and receive today.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
23). When people have a good
time around you, you’ll feel
you’ve done your job. Indeed, it
counts as work this year as you’ll
be roundly rewarded for all the
smiles, laughter and comfort
you bring to the scene. Also,
you’ll pick up a new skill, apply it
and have the means to improve
domestic life for you and yours.
Gemini and Scorpio adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 3, 39,
15, 2 and 40.