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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, ApRIl 19, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There is something you are tired
of carrying by yourself. Someone
else can help you lug the burden
if you are willing to share it.
Better yet, don’t think of it as a
burden. Call it a fun project and
see who shows up.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Unresolved feelings can feel very
uncomfortable indeed as they
rattle around in your body and
mind, looking for somewhere to
settle. On the bright side, this is
the chaotic buzz of enormous
creative potential.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Being in the midst of change
can feel painful and difficult. On
the other hand, having changed
feels like life-affirming vitality —
something to keep in mind as
you’re slogging it out to get to
the other side.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Once upon a time, you
walked away because it seemed
better than getting into an
argument or worse, wasting your
time with something boring
and unchangeable. Today, you’ll
repeat that very effective move.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
prize efficiency and gravitate to
those who can make things hap-
pen cheap, fast and right. Usually,
you do not get all three. Typically,
two of those qualifications are
the most you can hope for at
once. But today you’ll get lucky.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The same challenge you faced
last month is coming back in
new forms, affording you the
chance to test out different
responses. Later you’ll count
this problem among your finest
teachers.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ve mastered the tasks,
ridden the rides and learned the
personality quirks of everyone
involved. But just when you think
you know all there is to know, a
surprise will inject some adrena-
line into the scene.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You can alter a relationship
dynamic without waiting for
the other person to change.
Just thinking differently will be
enough to interrupt unwanted
patterns.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Even if
you have a map and the wind
in your sails, forward motion
still takes internal fortitude. To
make it to the brave new world
across the ocean, you must have
the courage to lose sight of the
shore.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Your success comes from being
aware and responsive. While
many around you are ignoring or
resisting the facts of reality, you
are managing them deftly.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
thrill of discovery isn’t reserved
for explorers, scientists, archeolo-
gists and diamond miners. You’ll
uncover wild facts, raw gems and
other hidden treasure in your
daily life today.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). As
for work that’s over your head
or the challenge that seems out
of your league: Move forward
anyway. Illusions abound. Smoke
screens and props are at play.
The great boulder is made of
tissue paper.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
21). The reason this will be a
shining jewel of a year is well
expressed by the words of
Abraham Lincoln: “Always bear in
mind that your own resolution to
succeed is more important than
any other one thing.” Your spirit
of determination will spread to
a network who will root for the
completion of one goal after
another. Capricorn and Scorpio
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 4, 14, 33, 28 and 10.