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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 16, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, APRIL 17, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
don’t expect people to think and
behave like you do. This makes
you easy to be around. Others
can tell that you’re not imposing
rules or judgments on them.
People feel accepted for who
they are.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
“Don’t sweat the small stuff,”
they say. “The little things add
up,” they say. So which is it? For-
get about the scale of things for
now and focus on their gravita-
tional pull. If it’s important, you’ll
be attracted to it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When people get upset over mi-
nor details, it’s not merely a sign
of pettiness. Dramatic outbursts
are indicative of wounds that
happened in the past, or trouble
that’s been brewing a while.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Why do those who know
the least tend to talk the lon-
gest? Your observations may be
brief by comparison, but they go
right to the heart of the matter,
so don’t hesitate to lead the way.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’ll
take care of your loved ones,
catering your help to what they
need. Even though practical help
is appreciated, what’s even more
meaningful is the emotional sup-
port you provide without even
realizing that you are.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Being willing and able to fully
connect with your fellow human
beings means that heartbreak is
an inevitability. So is healing. So
is loving better. You’re not afraid.
You’ll go boldly forward and give
your all to relationships.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Be
thorough, pay attention to the
details and follow the rules. Plans
may cost slightly more than you
thought, but an early course
correction keeps it all in line.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Put a cap on your spending,
especially in regard to what
you contribute to those in your
personal life. Though it’s nice to
pay the way from time to time,
you don’t need to buy things to
prove your love.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
might find it temporarily appro-
priate to act like a parent toward
someone who is not your child.
While it’s just what’s needed in
the moment, it’s imperative to
shift gears as things develop.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You make demands of yourself
because you believe you can ac-
complish something remarkable
— and you’re absolutely right
about that. On a personal note,
your talent for solo contentment
makes others want to be with
you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It
doesn’t matter how expensive,
elegant or exciting the plan is
because no matter what hap-
pens, it’s who you’re with that
matters most. Bottom line: In the
company of people you enjoy,
life is enjoyable.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re socially aware and it
works to your advantage. Con-
versational breeziness features
fitting topics. You have a terrific
sense of who is open to you,
when to advance and how best
to retreat.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
17). Your talent for listening
with your whole being makes
wonderful music out of your
year. People, nature and ideas
intertwine, clash and harmonize
to help you move toward an un-
expected destiny much to your
liking. Your openness engenders
practical and magical connec-
tions for whatever you and your
loved ones need. Aquarius and
Leo adore you. Your lucky num-
bers are: 9, 4, 44, 19 and 3.
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