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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 14, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY APRIL 15, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Fun is contagious, but it’s also
subjective. Your success will de-
pend on your ability to read the
room. If you’re not in the room,
as in an email or text situation,
humor is a risk. The level of
risk is commensurate with the
payoff.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Shared creativity is a bond. Writ-
ing can unite people. Art can
flirt with your eyeballs. A song
can pierce you straight through
and connect you with invisible
thread to the others who hear
and love it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Your fantasy life is going strong.
As for these castles in the air —
maybe you can’t live in them,
but some of the ideas are prac-
tical enough to apply once you
touch back down to Earth.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). As for the burdens laid on
you by society, there’s always a
way around it. If you can’t see
it from where you stand, seek a
perspective shift. Reading, travel
and interviewing others are all
valid ways to get there.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Your
mood: ambitious. You’ll push
yourself. Because going after
the larger experiences of life
takes a great deal of focus and
energy, it will require you to cut
out distractions and bring your
lower appetites into control.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If no one asks a question, noth-
ing gets done. And if people
keep asking questions, nothing
gets done. Progress is asking the
right question at the right time
and getting answers before you
move on to the next question.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Un-
less you are a DJ or a children’s
party character, it’s probably
not your job to make the people
around you happy. So why not
go where you’re the happiest?
Only you know the way.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You know what it’s like to be the
one who loves more, sacrifices
greater and maximizes small
returns. But don’t worry; this
will not be your destiny forever.
Prepare for huge love.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Life gets
messy. The unexpected bumps,
spills and overlaps are clues
that we are, indeed, alive. Your
mettle will be tested, and you’ll
get the opportunity to tidy up,
compartmentalize and prove
just how cool you can be.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). New
projects gather steam. The work
is really just beginning, but
encouraging early results are a
glimpse of what you’ll get if you
keep this up for the long haul.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
stage is set for rivalries to play
out. Emotions run hot, allianc-
es have been formed and the
stakes are high. Even so, it’s not
too late for mediation, negotia-
tion and peaceful deal-making.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You will somehow be able to see
things as your loved one does
and though you may not entire-
ly agree, your understanding of
the other point of view will lift
the relationship to a new level
of ease.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 15).
You’ll be publicly praised — an
event that makes such an im-
pression, it alters the course of
your work. Relationship building
culminates in a lucrative deal.
Though you’re very strategic in
some areas of life, when it comes
to love, all game goes out the
window. You simply give every-
thing and joy spills everywhere.
Pisces and Gemini adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 7, 2, 14,
38 and 17.
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