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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 9, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, APRIL 10, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Whether you choose to hang
back and observe or jump in
and participate, do it because
you want to, not because some-
one is pressuring you. If you
need support in standing up for
yourself, here it is.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
don’t set out on an adventure;
you just set out. The harrowing
fun starts when expectations
are not met, tools fail and plans
disintegrate. This is the kind of
gift that money can’t buy.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There’s someone watching your
moves today and probably
commenting on them a little
more than you’d like. If you can
get past the annoyance of this,
you may find value in the actual
advice.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). As playwrights know, peo-
ple have a very short attention
span for exposition. You’ll quick-
ly get to the heart of the story
and have the complete attention
of your audience.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Emotions warp the space-time
continuum. Fear, waiting and
discomfort make the seconds
go by agonizingly slow. Joy, fas-
cination and fun speed things
up.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re adaptable but principled.
It is possible to bend without
violating the rules you hold sa-
cred, but it is not quite obvious
how to do this. Brainstorm with
a partner to come up with possi-
ble solutions.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Either
you will notice signs of trouble
ahead or you will see that where
you’re headed isn’t the destina-
tion you imagined it would be.
The fates are on your side as you
pivot.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Criticism should be gentle. Your
aim is not to tear anyone down
but to promote growth in the
person you’re advising — espe-
cially if that person is you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
There’s a nugget of gold in a
relationship that you haven’t
uncovered. Finding it will be
a process of chipping away at
superficialities and washing
away layers of protection and
ego that separate us all.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
New people juice your curiosity.
You’ll learn more through friend-
ly playfulness and observation
than you could possibly find out
by asking direct questions.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Having your emotional needs
met makes you feel physically
strong and capable. A loved
one’s affection and attention will
improve your health.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Someone casts you in a role.
Whether you play it is up to you.
If you decide to take it on, don’t
mistake the role for who you
are. You’re the artist behind the
creation, not the creation itself.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
10). In a brush of cosmic con-
tradiction, the better you get at
accepting the circumstances of
life as they are without requiring
them to be anything other than
that, the more the fates favor
you with beautiful experiences
unfolding as though custom cre-
ated to please you. Your attitude
of relaxed fun attracts new faces.
Love is all around you. Gemini
and Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 10, 8, 2, 28
and 41.
LOLA
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