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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 7, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 9, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
know how to spot a bad situa-
tion and avoid it. Some situa-
tions are, however, unavoidable.
The best you can do is to keep
moving forward with as much
grace as possible.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you like people, you’ll
go out of your way to see them
smile, alleviate their stress or
make them feel comfortable.
Doing this for someone you
don’t know or dislike... that’s
nobility.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Once you see things you can’t
un-see them. That’s why it’s
good to be careful about where
you go and what you click on.
Imagine what’s behind the doors
before you open them.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Ideally you eat to live, not live to
eat. Your appetite is strong now
for more than just food. Make
it easy on yourself. Surround
yourself with people who have
a healthy consumption style.
You can catch good habits by
osmosis.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Before
deciding, consider the perspec-
tive of time. If something won’t
bother you a month from now,
don’t let it bother you now. If it
won’t please you a month from
now, don’t do it, commit to it or
purchase it.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
What is best for everyone?
Considering the many opinions
expressed, picking the right
one seems complex... until you
realize most people are speaking
out of self-interest. Who really
has the group’s best interests at
heart?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Edu-
cation can be extremely expen-
sive or completely free. A library
or the internet provide access
to the greatest minds in history.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
Taking advantage of this today is
extremely advantageous.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Ev-
eryone needs to be listened to,
seen and loved. That said, you’re
not the only one in the world
with ears, eyes and a heart. Give
to the degree that feels good to
you and know that it’s enough.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The emotional currents are
varied and strong today. Luckily,
they only come one at a time.
Stay open and let the emotions
flow through you. You won’t stay
stuck in one for long.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Neatness is not the same as
style, but when things are neat,
clean and organized it is easier
to see your way to choices that
will elevate the style.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
To believe everything serves a
purpose will relax you. Whether
this is true matters very little.
From the relaxed place you will
recognize your next good move
and keep going forward.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Ease is attractive. Strain is
unattractive. This rule will be ex-
emplified throughout your day.
You’ll create ease and people
will want to be a part of what
you’re doing.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
9). You’ll like how the world
molds to your vision. Somehow
you find a way to dominate the
factors that once seemed so out
of your control and elevate your
entire scene. You’re expected
to play a role; you’ll do it in a
way that pleases and fulfills you.
Though you’re unconcerned
with approval, life goes easier
for you because of the applause.
Aquarius and Leo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 2, 22,
19, 4 and 18.