The daily Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1961-current, April 07, 2022, Page 28, Image 28

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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, ApRIl 7, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
People wonder what you’re re-
ally thinking, though you’re not
quite ready yet to let down your
guard. Let them stew in the mys-
tery of you for a while. Everyone
enjoys the touch of drama you
bring now.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Remember that sooner or later
what you own ends up owning
you, as possessions require
attention and maintenance.
The time to think about this, of
course, is before you buy.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The
call of the wild speaks to some-
thing deep in you because it’s
in your first language. You don’t
have to relearn it. You only have
to let go. You’ll be carried back
to where you came from.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
know what’s universally liked?
Nothing and no one. It will be
enough for today to delight
yourself. If your plans please
you, they will likely have a
positive effect on someone else
as well.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While puzzles and mysteries
seem fun, troubles and incon-
veniences don’t. Yet both could
be seen from the standpoint of
gaming. A lot depends on how
you name the problem.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The road to becoming is
paved in repetition. Be mindful
of what you do time and again.
For better or worse, what gets
replayed will one day be a part
of you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
As you look back, mixed feelings
come up. Regret is an option,
but there are prettier ones.
The past is a big picture with a
million framing options. Why not
choose the ones that are more
fun to look at?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The move you most need to
make next is a challenging one.
Instead of shying away from
emotional discomfort, move
through it. Discomfort will soon
give way to something beautiful.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The wind
is only considered “angry” when
it’s blowing houses over. But
when it’s blowing a windmill, it’s
a power source. You’ll apply your
feelings to the circumstances to
which they can be most useful.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Every seed already knows how
to grow itself. The planter’s job is
to create the proper conditions
and get out of the way. Trust in
the process of life.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ll
get the feeling that someone is
watching over you. The one who
has your back may be currently
invisible or anonymous, but you
can count on their protection.
Go fearlessly forward.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
8). You’ve been impulsive in
the past and now you see the
benefit in being strategic. Like
a poker player with killer cards,
you’ll communicate carefully
and your restraint will win you
a premium prize. You’ll often
join a fun crowd, though you’ll
also find magic as you venture
to places that are easier to get
to when you walk alone. Cancer
and Scorpio adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 8, 18, 4, 23
and 16.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ve
made something. Whether you
love what you made or not, it
now has the virtue of existing,
which makes it more useful than
things that don’t exist, because
existing things can be observed,
built upon and revised.
THATABABY
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