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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, ApRIl 2, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, APRIL 4, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
One thing you can count on
is that however good or bad a
situation may be, it will change.
The impermanence of today’s
situation is what makes it pre-
cious and beautiful.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Countries, companies and
families all have a culture. These
things are more clearly seen
from the outside. You’ll visit
a different group. Your most
significant observations will
happen just before you step
inside the boundary.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Where humor is lacking, you’ll
have a remedy. But making
people laugh isn’t your only
contribution. You can trust that
many would not be where they
are today without your birth.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
energy that goes into making an
impression will be well-spent,
not necessarily because you
make the intended impact but
because you’ll learn something
in the process.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Peer
pressure is real today. People
do well-intended but strange
things in the name of fitting in.
To be an observer in this will
be much better than having a
participatory position.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
strengths will carry a project
through. If someone else is
weak in an area, you’ll override
the deficiency. As they say,
what doesn’t kill you makes you
stronger.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
know what you stand for, and
many believe as you do. Involve
them as you get into action
mode. Sketch some plans.
Work solo first, then bring your
ideas to the group to revise and
refine.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). An
identity crisis doesn’t have to be
a large-scale personal catastro-
phe. Who you are is always
changing. Not knowing who you
are and what your purpose is at
every moment just means you’re
a human, open to possibility.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). What you think is happen-
ing may be incorrect. Pretend,
for a minute, that you’re wrong.
New ideas will occur to you.
You’ll get unstuck. You may even
learn the truth.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re unsure about the next
move. There’s someone who
would feel honored to be your
mentor. Figure out what you
need and how best to commu-
nicate that. Then drum up the
courage and ask for it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Diversity makes groups strong.
It’s true for your friend group,
too. People with different
strengths will add to your life,
whereas a group that is too
much of one thing won’t have
the spark.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re a meteorologist of
emotional weather. You read
the atmosphere and determine
what kind of protection will be
appropriate. A metaphoric um-
brella will serve you well around
certain individuals.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April 4).
Out with the old. Like sandbags
dropped from a hot air balloon,
you’ll toss then rise. Your spirit is
made even more buoyant with
excellent company coming into
your realm. You’ll share laughter,
good food and novel experienc-
es with talented friends. Also
featured: a change of purpose,
hearts on fire and poetic justice.
Sagittarius and Leo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 6, 9, 2,
28 and 12.