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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 31, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
What people say they want isn’t
what they really want. It’s not be-
cause they are lying; it’s because
they don’t know themselves as
well as they think they do. To
know yourself, look at your un-
guarded, unwatched behaviors.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
People can be like wallpaper
in a design catalog: the same
patterns repeating page after
page. Maybe the colors change,
the scale is different, but at some
point, you know what you can
expect when you turn the page.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). One
person may spark your good
mood. You’ll keep the flames
alive even after this person has
left. The love around you will not
be an abstract concept, but a
reality you can feel.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll be tempted to reveal your
heart. What happens next is a
defining moment. Will you be
strategic or messy? You cannot
make a mistake either way — it’s
just a matter of style.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
don’t need to work so hard for
what you want because it’s there
for the asking. Just ask! That will
be hard enough at first, but it
gets easier with practice.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). In-
tensity is up and a strong sense
of urgency has you in a flurry
of productivity. Much will be
accomplished. It’s a good day to
put an idea to the test. You won’t
have to ask too many questions
to get to the truth.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Origami artists and physicists
agree that the essence of life is
folding. Things crease and col-
lapse onto one another, forming
new shapes. From DNA to paper
to the social fabric, much will
change today with a deliberate
fold.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Give yourself the time and space
to do what you want to do. It
sounds simple enough, and yet
it hasn’t happened in a while.
Why? You’ll unravel the puzzle
and give yourself some peace.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You can like someone
without having to be like that
person. Today highlights your
ability to relate, empathize and
be enriched by those who are
very different from you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There will be a mutual attraction
between you and the subject
that fascinates you. You need
more of the subject and the sub-
ject needs more of you. Consider
taking a class.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Reading is not a tangent or in-
dulgence, though it sometimes
feels that way. You’ll absorb
what you read. Your knowledge
of people and command of lan-
guage will increase your power
and influence.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Some relationships are built
on insecurity and fraught with
drama. It doesn’t make them
worthless though — intensely
imperfect situations have much
to teach.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
2). You know what it’s like to be
lost, so you appreciate the value
of this year’s cosmic birthday
gift: strong conviction that
carries you to a worthy purpose.
Focused and productive, you’ll
ultimately be paid to inspire and
teach others. Family will uplift
and show up for one another in
times of need and, more often,
in times of celebration. Taurus
and Leo adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 30, 2, 22 and 18.