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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 29, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll deal with bureaucracy. If
you try to make too much sense
of the ever-evolving rules and
regulations, it only complicates
things. Jump through the hoops
and keep moving.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
person inside an experience is
the only one who really knows
what it’s like. You get the most
out of life by living fully in your
own situation. You’ll resist the
temptation to spend too much
time thinking about what others
are doing.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Glo-
ry-seekers are harshly judged,
yet true glory is never really
confined to one person. Glorious
victory involves and inspires
many. If you’re motivated by big
wins, go for it. You won’t be the
only one winning.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Now is the time to either take
action with great intention or
give up. There is no in-between
mode that will yield results.
Better to quit now and try again
later than to invest halfhearted
energy.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Prob-
lems happen on one plane
and get solved on another. The
difference in vantage is crucial.
Fortune favors you as you step
out of the familiar zone and
move to an uncomfortable place
to see the problem from a new
angle.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Whether or not things go to
plan doesn’t matter in the least
to you because, bottom line, it’s
fun to be you. And when you’re
around good people, the joy you
take in just being yourself isn’t
something you have to hide.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
have to work at conversation.
Find your “go-to” statement. A
fun fact or headline from the
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
realm of sports and entertain-
ment could be just the icebreak-
er.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While people around you play
their advantages and find their
opportunities, you’ll be focused
on mutually fulfilling exchanges.
Success will be yours over and
over.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Don’t be too quick to
eliminate tension — not until
you know its source, cause,
effect and nature. Tension may
be holding the whole thing up.
Energy is stored in the cord.
Cutting could be dangerous.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Keep looking for like minds.
You need a few more to brave-
ly move out of your element.
You’re bigger than the situation
and you’re just the one to break
the ice.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re a learner, motivated by
the sheer pleasure of know-
ing, understanding and doing
more. External factors such as
remuneration or recognition will
hardly factor into your decisions.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Some are excited by the idea of
enjoying life while others are
daunted by pressures of “having
fun,” unsure exactly how and
why to do it. You’ll be a guide for
those in the second category.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 31). A highlight of the
year: delightfully challenging
people who inspire your most
playful instincts. You’ll dance
with equally talented partners.
You’ll do work better, faster and
cheaper and be promoted for
your expertise. Your association
with old friends bring new pros-
pects. Family makes you proud.
Cancer and Virgo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 8, 12, 2,
29 and 14.