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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 29, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). No
one is born strong. Strength is
merely weakness handled pro-
actively. The knowledge or belief
that you are lacking in some way
is an invitation to the new you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you love someone, you
want to be there through the
entire story, including the high-
stakes, tense parts and the slow
parts, too. You’ll prove your
loyalty today.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Too
much of the same thing is recipe
for boredom that’s pretty easy
to avoid if you’re thinking ahead.
So, the first order of business
is to think ahead. Today gives a
healthy appetite for adventure
and a low tolerance for tedium.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
People have funny ways of
showing you they like you. Some
reveal their interest through
negging, teasing and challeng-
ing. Some copy you or hide
compliments in a reprimand. It’s
all love, though — if you take it
that way.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
don’t have to do anything
to connect with the natural
rhythms of life because they
are in you, and you are in them.
You can relax. No extra work is
needed to get in sync beyond
accepting that you already are.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
When it’s light, love makes you
feel creative, happier and more
energetic. When it’s not, you get
the opportunity to be strong for
someone else, which shows you
just how strong you really are.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s
natural for humans to do what
other humans are doing. Peer
pressure is only a problem when
your peers are a bad influence.
With good people around you,
it’s safe to go with the flow.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll get what you want, but
you currently don’t have the
luxury of choosing the delivery
style. Some things, especially
very rare things, only come one
way.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Just like everyone else, you
have qualities you’d prefer to
hide, deny or fix. Consider that
your reasoning around these
qualities may be outdated or
distorted. There’s power in total
self-acceptance.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). You will resolve contradic-
tions — not perfectly, but well
enough to get things unstuck
and moving along. There’s a
certain amount of illogic and
inconsistency you can live with
between now and the next stop.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The devil is in the details. Each
individual step is doable, but
when you add them all up, the
enormity of this task becomes
very real to you. Nonetheless,
you can handle it.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The body can’t help but give in
to the passage of time, but the
mind often hovers around the
same age for a good part of the
experience. You used to seem
old for your age; now you seem
young for it.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 30). For seven weeks,
the cosmic birthday gifts keep
coming. A mood lift, a status
bump, an excellent friend and
exciting tickets are all part of it.
You’ll have the means to buy
what you’ve long wanted at
the end of the summer. Love
has much to teach you with
lessons about the nature of fun,
vulnerability and following your
bliss. Leo and Vigo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 16, 2, 3,
18 and 31.
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