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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 26, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 28, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Be
cautious in your dealings. What
took you a long time to accom-
plish could be quickly undone
by involving the wrong people.
Stick with those who have prov-
en worthy of your trust.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It’s
hard to believe, but there are
people in the world who don’t
like pie. Today you’ll give of your-
self, and just about everyone
will heartily approve. As for the
few who don’t, that’s a personal
preference that has nothing to
do with you.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
would do great things for your
loved ones if needed. Oddly,
sometimes it’s harder to do
small things. Today it’s the little
things, like the emotional tone
of interactions, that matter most.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll be asked to do something
that, on the surface, doesn’t
seem like too much fun. If you
say yes, you’ll later count the
experience among the year’s
highlights.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Creativi-
ty, like love, isn’t something one
needs to generate, only activate.
The energy is already present
and requires only that you’re
open to letting it move through
you.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re not sure what someone
wants or how they are likely to
behave. The uncertainty you feel
will repel you, attract you and
sometimes confuse you by do-
ing both at the same time, but at
least you’re not bored.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
have no trouble finding outside
support for what you want to
do. The trick is getting inside
support. Work on trusting and
encouraging yourself with posi-
tive self-talk.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
enjoy a practice more than ever.
You used to be surprised when
your total immersion made you
lose track of time. But now you
are so often in a state of flow
that it’s the moments you don’t
feel connected that stand out.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Talk about what’s bother-
ing you and find ways to take
the pressure off yourself. Since
stress suppresses your immune
system, making an environment
more conducive to happy, easy
feelings will also make you
healthier.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You usually prefer to stay cool,
breezy and lighthearted. Excep-
tions will be made today as you
get in your feelings and realize
their intensity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Unlike qualities like beauty or
strength, wisdom is not be-
stowed upon a person from
birth. It is hard-won throughout
life or, for those who believe in
reincarnation, throughout sever-
al of them.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Whatever the physical and
material borders that currently
hold you back may be, you will
transcend external limitations
to define your own scope of
possibility.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
28). Versatility is the asset you
most enjoy this year. Sometimes
you’ll love how it feels to be the
shining star of the scene, and
other times, you’ll enjoy being
invisible, taking in the world
without having it demand any-
thing of you in return. Summer
gives you the means to explore
new territories and pursue nov-
elty. Scorpio and Aquarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
25, 40, 14 and 32.