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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 26, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MARCH 27, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
What makes you want to hug
someone, and what makes you
want to yell? You’ll become more
conscious of your triggers and
start to develop plans to avoid
unwanted states.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Material goods, education and
relationships are elusive forms
of security. A stronger sense of
security comes from knowing,
understanding and accepting
yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). This
is a backward day. What was
right is now wrong; the correct
way no longer works; the locks
have been changed, so new keys
must be cut. Embrace change,
keep an open mind and enjoy
being mystified.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Fear is like a wild horse. If
you’re going to ride it, you must
first become its master. Today
you’ll get in touch with your
inner rodeo star and you’ll find
a way to communicate with the
wildness inside you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Things are getting too crowded
in your personal environment.
For each thing you buy, toss out
two things. You need space to
thrive. Your creativity kicks in
just as soon as the clutter gets
kicked out.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You are determined to solve a
problem and you’ll do it quickly,
provided it is yours to solve.
If things are not working out
easily, walk away for a while.
Give the problem’s “real owner” a
chance to step up.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). A
missing price tag doesn’t make
it free. Similarly, just because the
emotional cost of an interaction
is unknown doesn’t make it non-
existent. By the end of this week,
you’ll have a sense of it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Events unfold similarly to the
rhythms of yesterday, but you’ll
ride them differently because
you know them better. You’re
getting into the deeper levels of
things.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Love is
not a fortress. Love’s very nature
is permeable. Still, building a
fortress around your heart can
have benefits. When you are
within your own strong bound-
aries, you may feel safe to give
everything you have.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
One person’s waste of time is
another person’s passion. No
need to judge the matter; it’s a
personal choice. As long as you
follow what interests and engag-
es you, your time is well-spent.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
The world is not divided into
two teams. Thinking in terms of
winners/losers, right/wrong, my
way/your way is too reductive to
solve today’s problem or seize
the current opportunities.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In life,
challenge is given. In a sense,
you’re in a privileged position to-
day because you have the luxury
of choosing the sort of challeng-
es that are aimed at getting you
to a much-desired place.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
27). You will be gifted with
strong feelings to guide you
through interesting paths. At
times, you will wish you didn’t
feel things so vividly, and at
other times, you will realize that
these energies are the gift of life
itself. Accept emotions without
judgment, taking in the infor-
mation they provide and using
it to your highest advantage.
Sagittarius and Gemini adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 7,
30, 22, 14 and 19.
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