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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 24, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Everyone has faults and it would
be a waste of time to address
them all. What’s relevant to the
current situation? What can be
improved and how? You’ll put
your energy into making a good
thing better.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
best way to get the attention
you need will not be to ask for
it directly. That would be like a
comedian standing onstage and
asking people to laugh. You’ll
think in terms of playfulness,
entertainment and enticement.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). If
you believed every compliment
paid to you, you’d lose both your
humility and your edge. You
accept encouragement but keep
thinking about what you’d like
to do better.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
events of the day are neither
positive nor negative, but they
are actionable and are best
handled sooner rather than later.
This will bring out the best in
you.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The best
thing is not to give fast answers.
In fact, doing so is quite unlucky.
Don’t be pressured into acting
too quickly. Assert your right to
think things through.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Generally, you shouldn’t have
to apologize for other people’s
behavior, but today a quick “sor-
ry” may be the most diplomatic
move. Stay confident, barrel
through the rough moments
and sail smoothly on.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
opportunities are just waiting to
be seized. Someone who doesn’t
know you well is worried that
you’ll seize what’s good for you
and leave the others behind.
Give reassurances and proof that
you’re a team player.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re confused when people tell
you to do your best. What else
would you do? Sometimes you’re
doing your best at relaxing. It’s
certainly a worthy aim of the day.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). People feel seen by you.
You’re especially tuned in to
those with a low-key, unassum-
ing style. You get subtlety and
acknowledge the importance of
things that most would take for
granted.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Eventually, tranquility around
you will create tranquility inside
you. This is why your labors to
bring your domestic environ-
ment into the loveliest possible
orderliness are well worth the
effort.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People remember their first time
in a place. The chance to show
someone around is an opportu-
nity to make a memory. So, what
kind of memory do you want to
make? You have the power to
make a little magic happen here.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
often deserve a better quality of
attention than you get. But when
people fall short, you won’t take
it personally. You’ll spend most
of the day tending to others, yet
somehow, at day’s end, your own
needs are quite fulfilled.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
26). Buoyancy of spirit is your
cosmic boon and it’s like the
high tide that raises all ships.
Your physical energy, relation-
ships and more will be lifted
into new realms. You’ll be asked
to work hard on a job that’s im-
portant to you and you’ll focus
yourself well. You’ll be proud of
what you invent to delight your
loved ones. Leo and Pisces adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 10,
3, 33, 18 and 41.