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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 22, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Someone’s decision will affect
your future. You eagerly await
an answer. Whatever way this
goes, there’s a way to work it to
your advantage. Start thinking
about all your plans and contin-
gencies.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Pre-
scient information pops to mind.
What’s the difference between
intuition and imagination?
You’ll get the sense of knowing
something immediately without
understanding how you could.
That’s intuition.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Re-
sist the urge to prove yourself.
The ones who know about your
kind of talent will see it in you
immediately, and the clueless
ones never will, so there’s no
point in trying to impress them.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). If you’re not sure why you’re
so popular lately, it could be the
charmingly unpredictable ele-
ment you bring to conversation.
Quite the opposite of the usual
interactions, your contributions
are unexpected.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). A
small group will become more
and more important to you in
the weeks to come. As you par-
ticipate in activities and learn
more about its members, you
will gradually develop a deeper
connection.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Your knowledge of human
nature will help you attain your
goals. You are well aware of how
people tend to want what they
can’t have. Work with that prin-
ciple. Build a sense of scarcity
into your offer.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When someone says you can’t
do it, it’s like the gunshot that
starts the race. Anything worth
doing will have its share of nay-
sayers. Have fun proving them
wrong.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
want to move a mountain, so
little by little you will make it
move. This will occur with one
simple action you can repeat
hundreds if not thousands of
times.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Because you’re so organized, the
expected work goes efficiently
and the unexpected challenges
are manageable too. You’ll be
confident and relaxed whether
things are going to plan or not.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
will pursue higher education
and develop your sharp mind.
The ability to remember names
and faces will help you advance
your political and professional
goals. Financial barriers will fall.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 24). Your heart’s
compass will be magnetized to
mutually helpful relationships.
Life is energized by what you
encounter together. The chal-
lenges of work are straightfor-
ward. You’ll figure out what you
need to be good at and then,
with persistence, you’ll master it.
You put big plans in motion with
a July windfall. Capricorn and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 20, 1, 15 and 11.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ve a talent for organization
and you’ll arrange the environ-
ment to make it easier to keep
clean and orderly. It’s amazing
what a few well-placed bins can
accomplish.
NON SEQUITUR
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
A lot of people have ideas, but
far fewer have the bold determi-
nation to follow through. Con-
sider yourself among the elite.
Planning is a pleasure. Get as
much on paper as you can now
while you’re thinking clearly.