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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 22, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
loud voices of the world may
request your attention — or
demand it, steal it, hoard it —
and yet you do have a choice.
Location is everything. Let your
feet take you to realms you can
control.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If it
feels like you’ve made more than
your share of mistakes, then pat
yourself on the back. It means
you try harder, attempt more
and ultimately are stronger and
better for it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
gravitate to positivity, and peo-
ple follow your example. Give
hope to someone who needs it.
Tonight shows you negotiating.
It’s when you’re willing to lose
that you’re in the best place to
strike a deal.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Right now, it may not look like
you’ll win. Perhaps it doesn’t
seem like this is even the right
place for you. But don’t take
yourself out of the game. There’s
something for you and it’s just
around the bend.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re in
a straightforward mood. You’ll
be prone to sharing unfiltered
thoughts and stating your
intentions outright, regardless of
anticipated approval.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Any-
one who is moving forward is
going to falter; that’s part of the
growth process. Forgive yourself
and keep going. The right kind
of failure is as impressive as
success.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Do
everything you can to prepare
yourself for an upcoming pre-
sentation. Take twice the time
you think you’ll need. Prepa-
ration is the most important
element and will determine to a
great extent the outcome.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Motivating yourself is more a
matter of planning than disci-
pline. If you have a plan that’s
easy to follow, you’ll follow it. If
you don’t, you won’t. Simplify as
you go.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Maybe life is no more lively
“over there” than it is where you
are, but it doesn’t hurt to find
out. Follow your curious mind.
Whether it’s another country or
two doors down, investigate,
engage and enjoy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re not in the mood to do just
a good job; you want the results
to be nothing short of great-
ness. The trick is to give yourself
enough time to bring your proj-
ect to the realm of excellence.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You are impressionable. Fill your
eyes and mind with the loveli-
est of visions. Gazing at beauty
makes you even more beautiful
than you already are.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Gauge how hard the job is.
What will it take to make it easy
on yourself? Bursts of effort
will progress you quickly, but
ultimately, you’ll need to settle
into an effort that’s sustainable.
There’s an art to shifting gears.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 23). People ask you to
do hard things because they
think you are limitless. Indeed,
you exceed expectation and
tend to progress in leaps and
bounds this year. Your nurtur-
ing side will be an asset to your
company, community, family or
all of the above. Your ideas and
care contribute to a thriving
environment. Aquarius and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 25, 4, 17 and 19.
LOLA
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