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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 19, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 21, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). It
is true that relationships can
cause you to feel uncertain,
but that doesn’t mean that
they are less appealing. Per-
haps it is your uncertainty that
keeps you intrigued.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You are paying attention and
will catch what others miss.
At some point, the details
you pick up on could become
overwhelming. When that
happens, take a break, step
back and let things blur into a
bigger picture.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When you’re not sure you
can have something, does
that make you want it more?
Well, you’re not the only one.
Use this principle to create
demand for your goods and
services.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Preparation is the biggest
contributing factor to your
success. Think things through.
Plot next moves. Doing this
with a friend will be especially
fun; you’re brilliant with an
audience.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you
didn’t know any better, you
might think it was cosmic
exam week. A lesson from your
personal history comes up as
if cued by a great teacher in
the sky. What you learned back
there will apply to a current
conundrum.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Your life’s many facets are all
connected. As good as you
are at compartmentalization,
changes in one area still ripple
out. In today’s case, the affect
will be favorable indeed.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Remember when the thing
you almost didn’t do ended up
opening a world to you? That’s
why you should say yes today.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
You’ll agree; you’ll learn; and
then you’ll win.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Every endeavor has an arc.
Watch out for the point of
diminishing returns. When
you see this milestone, you’ll
recognize it and try not to go
past it.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You know what you’re
good at and you’ll put it on
repeat. This is how you’ll set
yourself apart from the crowd.
Keep up this trend because
you’re becoming remarkable.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). This day features some
of your favorite things ... also
some of your most dreaded. To
increase your luck, try to think
something good about each
phase before you enter it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Passion fuels action. You have
a goal, but what can you do
to turn up the intensity of
feeling around it? With high
motivation, the probability
of reaching your aim will be
greatly increased.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
The naysayers and pessimists
serve an important role. Dis-
cuss your ideas with someone
who fits into this category. Do-
ing so will allow you to solve a
problem before it occurs.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
21). You’ll be as attractive as
you are playful. You’ll use what
you’ve learned. You’ll leverage
your experiences and relation-
ships to create a future filled
with more of the things you
want out of life. You’ll devote
yourself to improving fitness
levels and you’ll grow strong
from the inside out, enhancing
your self-image. Gemini and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 4, 40, 21, 7 and
16.