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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 17, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 19, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
So many ruin a good thing by
looking for a better thing. Not
you. You know when luck is on
your side. You’ll like, enjoy and
celebrate what you get.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There are those who do what’s
right to avoid getting in trouble,
and those who do what’s right
because it’s who they are. Real-
ize which type you are dealing
with, and don’t trust the ones in
the first category with your keys.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Romance, fame and riches are
all different in theory than they
are in reality. You’ll enjoy reality
more when you don’t expect it
to be like the dream.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
feeling of trying or striving is
very different from the feeling
of knowing, doing or handling.
If you can figure out how to be
confident in an activity you have
never done before, you will have
better luck with it.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Talk
about what you want. This will
help to bring it into existence.
One idea changes everything.
Which one? A savvy friend can
help you figure it out. Your
supporters can hear your plans
without feeling threatened or
jealous.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
could easily take on something
small and finish it by the day’s
end. However, things get excit-
ing when you go bigger. What’s
worth doing can’t be done
alone. Tasks that force you to
reach out are favored.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Belief is a first step. But if you
don’t or can’t believe, it’s fine.
Then stepping is the first step.
Your mind will catch up later. It
does help to have good people
around you.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Focusing too intently and too
small is a danger now that can
prevent you from seeing the
many opportunities that exist
around you. For perspective, talk
to people who are different from
you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ll accomplish what
needs doing if you disallow dis-
traction. It’s time to crack down.
Don’t let yourself do anything
else until the main thing is
finished.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’d be stumped if you had
to pinpoint a single event that
altered the relationship. It was
probably something minor, and
it wasn’t your fault, but that’s
irrelevant now. What matters is
the fix.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
What happened long ago is
still part of your inner scenery,
drifting on a lake of thought.
Eventually it will wash up on a
far shore. But for now, you have
better things to think about.
Direct your mind to do just that.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
When you first made a decision,
you weren’t sure. Now fresh
developments have you loving
your choice. The more you love
it, the less you need other peo-
ple to love it.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
19). It’s no accident when your
life falls into beautiful balance,
it’s a direct result of your choices.
The most important one is to
surround yourself with people
who are good for you. You’ll
approach basic needs like nutri-
tion, exercise and sleep with an
intelligent response. Work will
be stimulating and empowering.
Leo and Scorpio adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 8, 30, 1, 18
and 48.