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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 17, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MARCH 18, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There’s no more significant gift
than your patience and love.
Other things you could give
might attract more attention
but are far less impactful than
the treasure of your abiding
love.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Some people prefer sweet lies
over harsh truths. Even so, you
may be able to tell the truth in a
softer way, or compassionately
reframe the story to highlight a
different part of it.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When things happen in your
life, who’s the first one you want
to tell? This person is your No.
1 for a reason and will benefit
from hearing you articulate the
reason today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Is it possible that a song
understands you in a way that
other people in your life don’t
seem to? You’ll be motivated,
inspired and even healed by the
magic of music.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). A
conflict of interests will make it
seem difficult to move forward
with the same crew. Then again,
maybe progress just looks differ-
ent than you originally thought
it would. A change-up will suit
everyone.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll make alliances. Give new
people a chance, especially if
you already have a good feeling
about them, but don’t give them
everything right away. People
value what they earn.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Are
you showing your love? Since
other people cannot technically
feel your feelings, you make
sure to express them well and
give plenty of evidence of the
emotions you want to share.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Money
and love are more intertwined
than is comfortable and there
may be no graceful way to
separate the two, but there are
plenty of non-graceful ways.
Who you give your money and
attention to is your choice.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Re-
lationships take work, but how
much is appropriate? Should it
really be like a part-time job?
If it’s always work and never a
coast, you’ll wonder whether it’s
really a good match.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A
dream is your subconscious
trying to get your attention. The
emotion of a dream is one of
your best interpretive clues. To
understand what it means, dive
into the feeling of it.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You realize just how futile it is
to make certain requirements
of people. It’s a lot easier to
observe what they like to do and
count on them to do that.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re busy today. That’s as good
an excuse as any to trust in the
justice of the universe. Each
will claim their rightful karma,
so there is no reason to teach
anyone a lesson, get revenge,
punish or reward.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
18). You have vision, and the
talent to flesh it out. Consciously
build your support system and
you’ll move faster and be more
fulfilled. A fun relationship is
featured. You connect like a
great comedy duo, clashing and
meshing with exciting, amusing
tension. Upgrades in the name
of efficiency will pay you back
for years. Aquarius and Scorpio
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 10, 3, 33 and 9.
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