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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 12, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MARCH 13, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Though your past has a lot to
do with your present, it doesn’t
have to impact your future.
There are many reasons to
interrupt a pattern. You’ve out-
grown it; it doesn’t feel right; it’s
boring... The list goes on.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You can’t become mighty, clever
or confident without fortifying
your weaknesses. And you don’t
know what your weaknesses are
until you make mistakes. This
is why it’s better to take on the
harder challenges.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
try to keep your friends out of
mischief, though it’s not always
possible or wise. In protecting or
covering for a friend, you’ll walk
the line between loyalty and
codependency.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There are times when
the detours are sweeter than
the main path. This is not one
of those times. Steer clear of
distractions, especially games,
shopping and expensive entice-
ments.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Think about what you really
want because when you’re not
sure, you’ll send out a mixed sig-
nal. That’s like casting a fishing
line out with pizza for bait. What
you’ll reel in with that is anyone’s
guess.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
“May you live in interesting
times and attract the atten-
tion of important people.” This
traditional wish sounds like a
blessing but is actually a curse.
Go carefully into potentially
ego-inflating situations.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Just
when you think you have it all
figured out, experience will
bring you something baffling
and new. You won’t mind today’s
pickle, especially since you’re in
it with an interesting someone.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
make friends easily, yet good
friendships are still hard to come
by. You’re about to encounter
that magical blend of mutual
interest, logistical convenience
and the indescribable X-factor.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Some-
one has borrowed part of you,
and it is now time to call it back.
This will be an internal process.
You’ll focus on the task at hand
and realize that it will require the
wholeness of your energy. From
there, boundaries are easy to set.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Hopefully you don’t mind being
copied; people want to be like
you today. You seem like you
know what you’re doing, and
you make the activity look cool.
You’ll gain admirers as well as
followers.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your voice is clear, and your
presence is strong. Anyone new
to the scene will assume you
have authority. Ask for what you
want. You’ll either get it imme-
diately or you’ll find out how to
get it.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). It
may be an inconvenient time for
certain aspects of a relationship,
but you’ll make room for ev-
erything that needs to happen
because love is worth it.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
13). Creativity is one of your love
languages. You’ll be inventive
and make things for people.
These contributions mean so
much more than anything that
can be bought at a store. Often
the thing you make is not a
physical item, rather it’s an ex-
change or an experience, every
bit as alive as something you can
hold. Leo and Libra adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 9, 13,
16, 27 and 1.
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