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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 10, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 12, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Uninspiring work makes you
lethargic. Perhaps it has to be
done, but does it have to be
done by you? Once you get into
an interesting project, it will be
like you’re plugged into a power
plant.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You don’t learn or grow much
from goals that are too easily
attained. Strive for the hard aims
now. Likewise, make it a little
more difficult for others to win
prizes from you. You’ll be doing
them a favor.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You do not have to be a
painter or poet to be creative in
your work. Even straightforward
tasks like filing or cleaning will
be turned into creative endeav-
ors because you approach with
style.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
People everywhere are engaged
in their own internal battles.
Sometimes these conflicts go
undetected to even their nearest
and dearest. Whether you are on
the giving or receiving side of
help, things are improving.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Your ability to lead yourself will
depend largely on your envi-
ronment. Arrange your environ-
ment so it’s easy to do the things
you tell yourself to do and/or
very hard to do the unwanted
behavior.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Around people who may be
envious of your success, you’ll be
tempted to play it low-key. It’s
better to say nothing at all than
to downplay or speak ill of your
good fortune.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Happiness and simplicity will be
linked up. The minute you feel
things involving too many ele-
ments or getting too complicat-
ed, busy, messy, fast or expen-
sive... stop and start over.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s
an ace up your sleeve and you’re
about to play it. Once you do,
the game is yours. Apply your
winnings to improving your
favorite thing. It will be a thrill to
watch something go from good
to fabulous.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
One solution doesn’t work for
everyone. Also, one solution
doesn’t work for anyone all the
time. This is why when some-
thing is working, you celebrate
it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A re-
lationship has been weathering
some tension, but the reconcil-
iation is coming. You’ll each say
what you need to say and hear
what you need to hear.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
12). Success is not an award, a
number on a chart or an amount
in the bank. Success is a feeling,
and one you’ll cultivate and
recreate many times over. You’ll
revel in certain aspects of your
work and tend to details that el-
evate you to excellence. A study
will thrill you and you’ll travel
to pursue deeper knowledge.
Capricorn and Taurus adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 8, 4, 49,
1 and 15.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
can say what you need to say,
and the other person won’t be
the least bit defensive. Accept
all invitations for joint ventures,
especially work-related ones.
Your dreams are celestially tied
to people who support them.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There will be evidence that,
contrary to popular belief, life
may really be fair after all. Justice
comes in many forms, including
poetic or delayed. Things turn
out the best way possible.