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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 10, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The one you love can hurt
you with so much as a look.
Knowing this, you recognize
the similar power you hold
and will wield that power with
gentle compassion.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Being around different styles
will make you appreciate your
own. It will also inspire you to
change a few things. You’re the
best kind of impressionable
right now.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Talent is everywhere and what
you witness will get the wheels
of your mind whirring. People
are doing the unimaginable,
though once you experience it,
imagining certainly gets easier.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The answer will involve
putting people to work. This is
more effective than any other
way of starting a relationship.
Through work, bonds are wo-
ven, loyalties forged.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You have many interests. Even
if the people around you don’t
share the same passions as
you, they appreciate your wide
range. For your sake and theirs,
keep on exploring!
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Some people listen; others
just wait for the chance to talk
again. You’re an attentive lis-
tener who deserves the same.
Today it’s better to just avoid
the known offenders who can’t
or won’t connect.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
day has a confessional quality,
including admissions you’d
rather not hear. As for your
own information, you like to
keep it on a need-to-know ba-
sis. Later you’ll leverage all the
mystery you’ve cultivated.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
The potential for tedium is too
high for your liking, so what-
ever you can do to keep things
interesting is strongly favored.
Elements of humor, mischief,
creativity... even chaos... can
help.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Say-
ing “sorry” doesn’t put things
back the way they were before,
but it can give the closure
necessary to start again. Do
they deserve your forgiveness?
Debatable. Forgive anyway.
You deserve the peace.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). People say it’s not about
the cards you’re dealt, but how
you play them — not entire-
ly true. Good cards win. Bad
cards can win too, but only if
you bluff. Today’s game will be
tricky; perform and prevail.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The secret to success is... there
is no secret. It’s the same thing
everyone knows. Work and try.
Improv. Try again. When your
offer is what they need and
want — success!
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Everyone has a self-image
and a public image. These two
images will align in a curious
way. Whatever you do, do it for
you. Please yourself and don’t
look for validation from any
other.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
11). You’ll take part in a race.
Many will drop out before the
finish line, but not you. You’ll
eventually end up among the
winners. Your tenacity will also
net lucrative arrangements
and gloriously beneficial
relationships. Avoid attracting
unwanted jealousy; remain
low-key about your abundant
blessings. Aries and Gemini
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 2, 22, 19, 30 and 45.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
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