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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 5, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 7, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Your brain lights up with all you
learn today. If you happen to
make mistakes along the way,
consider yourself lucky. It’s a
sign that you’re taking chances,
living boldly and trying new
things.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The treasure map in your hand
doesn’t technically make you
richer, even if you happen to be
standing right where “X” marks
the spot. You’ll get richer after
you get your hands dirty with
the dig.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
More regulations and require-
ments mean fewer possible
answers to the problem. When
you’re stuck for the solution,
take away some of the limits.
What will ultimately work may
be something outside your
current set of rules.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There are many options
you haven’t tried that you really
don’t have to try to know they
are not for you. When you think
about your options, you push all
of your senses into them, includ-
ing your common sense.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). In
your imagination, you should
be able to do anything, even fly.
Will you let yourself? Don’t clip
your own wings. Allow yourself
the pleasure of visualizing what
you desire.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll think the best of people,
and they’ll exceed your expec-
tations. And when you’re wrong,
this is a kinder way to be wrong.
Later, you’ll be proud of how
you treated people.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). When
it comes to your favorite thing,
your enjoyment is multidimen-
sional. The more you know
about the inner workings, the
more you appreciate it. As your
comprehension grows, so does
your pleasure.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Peo-
ple stir your curiosity. Because
you seem open, they’ll tell you
their stories unbidden. Has life
brought you both to this place
for a reason? You’ll certainly feel
enriched by the intersection.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your
life is rife with lucky misunder-
standings, fortuitous mistakes
and enjoyable inconveniences.
No event is “good” or “bad.” All
events are merely “happening.”
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Can you get a trial run before
you commit? It will be easier to
change your mind in the early
stages of an idea, and extreme-
ly complicated to do so once
you’ve signed on the line.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Keep track of interesting things
that occur throughout the day
so you can remember to bring
them up later in social discourse.
You’ll find that the more amuse-
ments you take note of, the
more will come into view.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Wisdom does not always seem
practical in the moment. Today’s
insights won’t make sense until
after you’ve gotten some dis-
tance on the situation. Do some-
thing else for a while. Things will
be different upon your return.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
7). You’ll do what you set out to
do — remarkable considering
your ambitious goals. Since
you’ll be flying high, it’s import-
ant to check yourself; surround
yourself with those strong
enough to provide honest, qual-
ity feedback. You’ll benefit from
a sale at the end of the spring. A
new chapter begins with an alli-
ance. Sagittarius and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 45, 2, 15, 30 and 16.