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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 5, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MARCH 6, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’ll come to a situation in
which you may seek authority,
as it seems you need it to pass
through the gate. But there is no
universal ticket that will allow
you to pass. Only you can autho-
rize yourself.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The beginning of projects and
relationships establish the tone
and rhythm of what follows.
You’ll have more influence when
you get in on things in the early
stages.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). No
matter how hard you try, you
won’t be able to see yourself as
well as the person sitting across
from you. Ask that person for a
little insight. It will give you an
edge.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Ever since you went looking
for your happiness and didn’t
find it, you’ve been wondering
if someone moved it, stole it,
scared it off... or what? It’s wait-
ing inside a job you can take on
to help someone.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
crave honesty. The rawness of an-
other will speak to your own. This
is why you’ll find a vivid mess of a
person more interesting than the
one doing everything appropri-
ately and correctly.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
When you like someone, you
want to help and support them
in any way they need. But when
you love someone, you want
to dazzle them. This will take
planning. You’ll be excellent at it
today.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). No,
you’re not imagining it; people
look to you to solve a problem.
You’ve solved problems before,
and they want you to do it again.
In today’s case, this has to do
with charming or entertaining
them.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Things get a lot more interesting
when they are delivered through
mysterious or artful methods.
The same discourse that causes
the glazing over of eyeballs is
made fascinating by the right
messenger.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Solv-
ing new problems often takes a
while as you fumble around to
figure out what’s going to work.
It’s not so today; you’ll get lucky
early on with a good and grace-
ful option.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Emotional and karmic tabula-
tions can be much trickier to
figure out than your run-of-the-
mill financial debt. Try to agree
on a currency, though, and you’ll
be on your way.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re sly as a spy. You’re paying
attention to more than you
appear to be. Sights in your
periphery will inform. You’ll
learn something crucial as you
pretend not to notice it at all.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If
you knew it was impossible for
you to lose anything that was es-
sentially yours, how would you
play it? Would you relax? Would
you gain tremendous confi-
dence? Would you take a risk?
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
6). Charming and spontaneous,
you’ll prove your mastery of
the art of living in the moment.
Your improvisations will make
memories and sometimes mon-
ey. Summer sees you serious
about a goal and dropping the
distractions that compete for
your focus. You’ll step up as your
own boss, call shots and claim
rewards. Leo and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 10, 3, 33, 47 and 49.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS