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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 3, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19). For
reasons unapparent, someone
keeps popping into your mind.
This is your intuition connecting
on invisible wavelengths. Follow
through. In retrospect, this will
all make sense.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re strong, but there are still
parts of you that need protec-
tion. You’re learning where they
are and how to fortify, accept or
transcend them so you can drop
your defenses and fly.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). As
much as you’d like to catch up on
people’s lives, you feel pulled to
catch up on something internal
first. Unplug and get back to be-
ing the sort of human that exist-
ed for thousands of years before
pocket information streams.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Sorting, organizing and
planning are in order. The tough
part is deciding what stays and
what goes. To say yes to your
desire is to say no to something
else. You’re ready.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Tak-
ing things too seriously squeez-
es out the fun. Not taking them
seriously enough has its own set
of problems. It’s a dance you’ll
do to find just the right balance.
In this you will succeed.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Experiment with different ways
to express yourself. If there’s a
script to follow, you’re the one
writing it. Nothing is fixed here,
and you are absolutely free to
try what you wish.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You are too mature to let a
trivial matter stand in the way
of friendship, and yet it will be
helpful to admit, if only to your-
self, what you really think about
things. By tomorrow it will be a
dim memory.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
heroes of yesteryear paved a
trail for you. Maybe they weren’t
thinking of you when they did it.
They were looking out for their
own well-being. When you do
the same, you never know who
you’ll end up helping.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
There’s a decision to make. The
risk is minimal, and the upside is
obvious, yet this is not an easy
“yes.” There are other unseen
complexities at work here. Trust
your intuition.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Ex-
ercise helps with moods, stress,
sleep, energy, circulation and
just about anything that could
ail you now. When you think
about the many benefits, you’ll
wonder how you don’t make this
a more sacred part of your life.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There’s a wall of privacy and an
aura of mystery surrounding
you. Some struggle with know-
ing what information should be
kept private, but you understand
the appropriateness of sharing
information.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
may feel nervous about the un-
certain situation you’re in. Take
this as an opportunity to think
on your feet. Take the plunge.
You’ll come up with something
interesting.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 5). Gifts will be sprin-
kled evenly through the year.
Though you’ll have the rush of
getting precisely what you want
when you want it, your favorite
experiences center around your
contribution to others. There is
one person you are particular-
ly helpful to; this relationship
brings emotional highs and
plot twists. Capricorn and Virgo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 3, 32, 6, 16 and 40.