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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 3, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
“Location, location, location,”
they say. They’re not wrong. The
number of lucky happenings
and significant events occurring
today will be entirely dependent
on where you go.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
appreciate boldness and don’t
mind when things get wild. The
weekend turns your social life on
its ear. It’s not who you know, it’s
how well you know them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There’s a three-step secret to a
magical weekend: Narrow your
focus to one measurable goal;
attach a timeline to your efforts;
gather your crew and get to it.
The world is your oyster.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). If
life is a song, your favorite part
today will be a singalong group
chorus. It’s great the first time
and then it comes around again
and again. You’ll be accompa-
nied by friends, and all will join
in revelry.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). When
up against unwieldy forces or
currents too strong to fight, the
only grace available is the act
of surrender. You’ll give yourself
over, but not completely. When
the time is right, a dormant
kernel will reactivate.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). In
spite of your desire not to draw
attention to yourself, your goals
cannot be achieved unless
certain people take notice. So
how will you make your pitch?
Chances are it will be subtle and
bundled into a service you’ll
offer.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Life
is not random; rather, it’s an
intricate orchestration of mixed
events, some random, others cu-
rated, some haphazardly tossed
in, others painstakingly crafted
according to your preference.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When you show up with good in-
tentions, things might not go to
plan, but they’ll go how they are
supposed to. For instance, today
your attitude and gifts will meet
the needs of the moment in a
way you couldn’t have predicted.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You have emotional
immunity to some moods. For in-
stance, if people around you are
tense and cranky you won’t catch
the contagion. Even so, you can’t
cure it. You’ll have a better time if
you keep your distance.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Being productive is different
from being busy. You’ll prove
the point with well-considered
efforts, specifically aimed to yield
a result you’ll achieve without
breaking a sweat, running
around or rushing anything at all.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Don’t be shy. The task at hand is
too big for one person to handle
alone. No one will know you
need help until you ask for it.
And when you do, you’ll find out
that people really love to help
you.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Relationships that reflect give-
and-take are now more attractive
to you than they used to be. As
you follow the path of reciproci-
ty, you will acquire the resources
you need to overcome obstacles
that previously held you back.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March 4).
You’re a relatable visionary. Peo-
ple easily connect to your train of
thought and will be gladly pulled
along wherever you want to
take them. Hone your leadership
qualities and you’ll shape the
future. Financial horizons will
broaden with plain ol’ good luck.
New additions to your world will
hasten the pace. Sagittarius and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 7, 40, 11, 2 and 19.
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