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THE ASTORIAN • SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
What feels arduous and static
at the beginning will prove to
have its own powerful momen-
tum once it gets going. You’re
on the right track; you just need
to build it out a little more.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re good for the morale of
a group. You’re funny. People
lighten up around you. You can
make things happen with indi-
rect suggestions of the sort that
won’t trigger people’s defenses.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
The one who finishes first is
not the winner. The winner
will be determined by some
other criteria more subtle and
strange. For instance, the one
who involves the most senses
while listening.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There are no insignificant
mysteries in life. Investigate the
subject that interests you. An
answer to some minor problem
might be the solution to what
ails the world.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Many times a day, you have
feelings you don’t act on. Your
maturity allows you to separate
yourself from your emotions
so you can try to understand
them without identifying too
strongly with them.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
No one wants to spend their
time fake laughing. Luckily, you
won’t have to. Funny people will
solve more than one problem
for you today. They keep you
from boredom while answering
the call of the moment.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The minimum you expect from
yourself is to add value. Ulti-
mately, your goal is to multiply
the good fortune of those
around you. You’ll do it, espe-
cially by spreading a positive
message to a large number of
people.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Rather than attacking the prob-
lem head-on, take a sideways
look at it; the new slant leads
to a breakthrough. You will
be rewarded for your brilliant
thinking.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Being
brave is your specialty. You’ll
make the cold call, introduce
yourself to a stranger or risk
rejection in another way. You’ll
put yourself out there and
create opportunities.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
memorized pitch, the skillful
presentation... You admire
these displays but are not
particularly influenced by them.
You prefer people to speak
naturally and candidly, which
you’ll get today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
do not have proof of your abili-
ty in a certain field, yet you feel
deep down in your being that
you can and will do whatever it
takes to succeed.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Proceeding through fear takes
courage. But sometimes it’s
better not to give yourself a
chance to be afraid. Just move. If
everyone pondered the possible
consequences, we would have
fewer heroes.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
28). Welcome to a sociable year
of harmonious relationships.
Embrace your delights but
also the bothersome things,
as there’s a huge opportunity
hiding inside a persnickety prob-
lem. As you learn how to change
things, you’ll pick up valuable
skills. Group work is favored. A
dream will spring to life. Gemini
and Scorpio adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 17, 8, 33
and 41.