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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, FEbRuARy 24, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Come out of hiding: Show off
your quirks! The things about
you that you think are weird
may just be the most appeal-
ing and adorable qualities.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You respect law and order,
but you recognize how power
can corrupt people. There-
fore, you won’t follow orders
until you have considered the
source and seen the reason
and purpose behind the
direction.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Sure, it can be risky to express
your thoughts and feelings,
but that’s exactly why you’ll
share them. Risk allows
courage, and courage inspires
others.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
What people really need and
want will be much different
from what they claim. Talking
about those deeper desires is
delicate. Use discretion.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Keep
going even if the process is
less than ideal. You’re not
out of the woods yet. It’s still
early in your learning curve.
This will soon become second
nature to you. Quality follows
quantity.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Being mad for a ridiculous
reason is still being mad.
Nobody said emotions made
sense. Jagged feelings can
be alleviated in unexpected
ways. For instance, exercise
will make you feel better and
forget your troubles.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Today’s strong creative vibes
can be applied to create mag-
ic in your world. Imagine what
you want as if it has already
been granted. Set a mental
scene. Become a part of it and
let it become a part of you.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Instead of merely fulfilling
your obligation, you will think
about how you show up. Your
style, mood, attitude... it all
affects others. Your efforts to
show up with enthusiasm will
take more energy at first, then
not so much.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You believe in unseen
forces like wind, true love and
human goodness. The search
for proof in the matter will
continue to brighten your life
in surprising ways.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Before you invent new
methods for attaining your
goals, make sure you’ve given
the old ones a chance to
work. The action that will be
most effective may also be so
obvious that it’s easy to miss.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The world wants you to keep
doing things a new way, but
it’s not always necessary. The
traditional methods will work.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Driven by strong intuition or
a desire to stave off boredom,
you’ll take a spontaneous risk.
Your optimism eases the way.
You run on hope. Suddenly,
everything seems possible.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
26). You won’t rest until your
goal is reached. People will be
drawn to your remarkable de-
termination. They’ll want you
on their team. Make sure to
ask a fair price for the services
you provide, which are rare
and valuable. Summer themes
of art and whimsy will attract
premium friends. Aquarius
and Taurus adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 12, 14, 3,
19 and 41.