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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, FEbRuARy 24, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Ignore the numbers. The
metrics like money, followers,
distance and time, although
relevant, have little to do with
what you’ll produce today with
your heart, hands and best
intentions.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If
you’re working for the result,
you’ll burn out at some point.
It is not as sustainable as the
sort of work that you enjoy and
would do whether you got the
result or not.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You love it when the people
around you feel warm. How-
ever, you’re not willing to set
yourself on fire to accomplish
this. Think in terms of your own
needs, appetites and delights.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You provide what they want;
they buy it. Neither showman-
ship nor influence nor persua-
sion will be necessary because
the deal already satisfies the
desires of all.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). While
you could do many things
today, only one is important
to your main goal. Humorist
Josh Billings advised, “Be like a
postage stamp — stick to one
thing until you get there.”
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
When you’re relaxed, they’ll
relax. When you’re lifted, they’ll
be lifted. Relationship rifts and
more can be healed with hugs.
There’s no better relief than a
heart-to-heart embrace.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You, at full concentration, are
a powerful force. But if you di-
vide yourself among too many
responsibilities, there won’t
be enough of you to create
impact in any single role.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). As
a result of your ambition, you’ll
set lofty goals that you’re un-
likely to achieve. Even so, you’ll
get further than if you hadn’t
aimed so high. All success is
significant, and your spirits
stay high as you interpret it as
such.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ll attend events your
friends invite you to. The
Scandinavian proverb applies:
Go often to the house of thy
friend; for weeds soon choke
up the unused path.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). The crowd takes notice...
you’re in excellent form. You’ll
interact with someone who
is clearly enchanted by you,
and you can soak it up with-
out worry. You offer excellent
attention and should expect
the same from others.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your life and work experiences
will prove useful. A profound
impact can be made without
even telling your story. Rather,
you influence others through
your example.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Today’s challenges require
boldness. Your bravery, your
support of what you believe
is right and your facilitation of
justice make you indispens-
able. It will be easy to sleep
tonight, knowing that you put
in a solid day’s work.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb.
25). It’s as if something in you
quickens as the solar year be-
gins. An energy shift is taking
place both in relationships and
at work, and you’ll warm into
a new level of authority. You’re
clearly needed, and you’ll use
your power carefully. Save your
money in the spring. Summer
brings a stellar investment op-
portunity. Libra and Aquarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 10, 3, 33 and 18.
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